WINGS AND TEETH

TINYANGRYWOMAN i'm TAW a serious monster enthusiast & bird admirer i also like cowboys, monsters & jocks!

[milf--adjacent]

[commodore64]

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[beesmygod]

theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:

⚔️ BWOOM

👽

⚔️ BWOOM

thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny

[parkchanwoohoo]

[angelbabymikaa]

my healing journey is gonna include a margarita & a glock

[li-sincarazdaily]

The new spot from idealista for pride 🏳️‍🌈 is probably the sweetest thing I have ever seen

[bizarrelittlemew]

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

[bruzum]

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[randomitemdrop]

Item: codpiece with concealed twelve-chamber revolver that totally works, despite the chambers clearly not overlapping with the barrel. As far as I can tell, you fire it by clenching

[dappercyborg]

Glock and balls

[victusinveritas]

[5centappointment]

i wish the period blood came out all at once like a shotgun blast

[criminalizegolf]

[strawberrynesquikphilosophies]

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[i-might-be-vanny]

[sacred-portal]