[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohlivish]

[handageddon]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

[benthicpressure]

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

You are my hero for finding this

[butterballworld]

WAT

[ghostlynblm]

do NOT talk to me i am busy having unrealistic gay daydreams

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

theres some queerbaiting thats like cask of amantillado levels of deception where i almost pity the fool who has been caught but then theres queerbaiting thats like a block of cheese under a box propped up by a stick and i think if you fall for that kind you deserved it maybe

[piesandswords]

[katieskeep]

MERLIN (2008 - 2012) Morgana Pendragon ▶ Season 4, Episode 11: “The Hunter’s Heart”

[valtsv]

it is important that i am a little weird and offputting. necessary even.

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

im washing me and my clothes bitch

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

[unsaltedpeanutbutter]

She drunk as fuck

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[fapper]

Are you fucking kidding me rn

[queer-villain]

[stevowie-deactivated20260302]

[jokeconic]

[breadedumbrella]

@worthyourweightinfanfiction this is the funniest thing ive ever fucking read

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[guooey]

i love them. they are referred to as godlike in many ancient cultures while at the same time existing as just some guy. the duality… it doesn’t get better than this

[kamekoai-blog]

[noitsbecky127]

you BAKE miette?

[vincent2845]

[finnglas]

god bless tumblr, that doesn't contain my real name anywhere, isn't connected to anything where people know me, and furthermore isn't going to try to MAKE me connect with people who know me

fucking superb you funky little hellsite

[finnglas]

it'd be better if they brought back the nsfw tho

[demelzatheshipper-deactivated20]

[catchymemes]

[bellmandi86]

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[toastbutteregg]

i also wish i have unlimited popcorn and chicken wings

[supercorp-land]

It’s a wives thing

[anxietyproblem]

[actualbird]

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program

[actualbird]

op here. some people asking for updates and guess what? my parents loved it. and by loved it, i mean they laughed out loud and then quickly muted their video to continue laughing. enjoy this screenshot from the event where they are desperately trying not to laugh too much than is formal