Gimme some tea.

♡ a biss is a little odd sometimes ♡ she/her // bisexual// 23// ask me about most things♡

[shadycheesecakellama]

I need to rant for a bit because I am upset at this happening over and over again

How am I supposed to want to come within 50m of these real-life nonchalant men who can't be bothered to at least leave me on read, when I KNOW their read receipts are on... but men written by women in the smutty books I read WOULD NEVER. And they're aliens, monsters, some are literally barbarians and cavemen and so on.

THEY WOULD NEVER IGNORE ME for reasons I simply do not know after days of flirting and what seemed like two people getting along great.

I'd have a goddam sakhui glued to my hip before I could say hello. I would never have to deal with feeling lonely or unloved or uncared for. The damn blue alien would move mountains for me.

So yeah, I'd rather keep reading my books and fantasise about a lizardman who treats me like the sun rises when I wake up, rather than deal with the real-life men who treat me like I am nothing.

Yeah, he is half snake and spits venom, but you know what he doesn't do, Jeremy? He doesn't ghost me.

[shalanos]

i am 12 books into the ice plant barbarians series and I still eat up every single book it never gets old and I never dislike anything in the books and idk what that says about me as a person

[miragecounseling]

i love that so many people's reactions to the ipb series is along the lines of

"what are these?" to "i just read 20 books about alien smut in 10 days"

[wickedfelinaxo]

Me AF lol

[stealthwitch]

I get so annoyed when reviews for a book are so clearly from people outside the target audience and all of them are like “WooW…. ThIs wAs WeeiRd” like, did you look at the cover? Did you read the blurb? It’s about fucking an alien idk what you expected

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[wintercorrybriea]

hello kitty x algae

[sweetsnap]

tiktok dying before tumblr makes both no sense and complete sense at the same time. on one hand how the hell is this website still here, and on the other hand of fucking course this website is still here

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[deathgasmic]

[zenithsnake]

"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

[ryan-sometimes]

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

[beardedmrbean]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

forgive me father for sometimes i just say things

[treecitysessions]

Need

[gstringsurvivor]

IN A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD OF MY LIFE…