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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

solidsnakesasscheeks

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

agirlwithadiary

Shepard: I came here to destroy the reapers and hang out with my father figure

Shepard: and I'm all out of father figures

belovedblabber

Solas is so tragic. How did BioWare go ‘we are making an elven trickster god companion’ and then end up with ‘elf benedict cumberbatch negs you asmr’

the-real-ted-cruz

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

pomeranian2

skygenders

pseudomantis

so completely obsessed with everything about these images

scottandhiskind

We really can’t have anything

chickensgod

orchidvioletindigo

I don't think you all understand how bad this was

gandalfs-mommy-milkers

whitepeopletwitter

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maleficarum-regrets

bioware: yeah in thedas people don’t actually care about gender

every other npc you meet:

throughtimeandstarlight

lsseymiyake

“Listening to the signs”

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

bold of those people to assume the government knows how to navigate tumblr

tumblr when the FBI searches for a blog: oopsie! we had a doodly boop! your connection flubbed! try again soon!

fionn-o-nassus

"Sorry, we can't find any posts about '#communist insurrection'"

One very angy fed: BITCH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I JUST POSTED WITH THAT TAG THAT'S MY FUCKING TAG

golden-x-mage

is twitter suspending trump as he’s on his way out after giving him an hugely influential platform for four years an incredibly token gesture? of course. but is it also really funny? absolutely