Relic Talks Too

go drink water. Hydrate. Eat food if you ahvent yet today. There will be another sunrise, love for you to see it with me. ;; bodily adult, masc-presenting, taken ♡

[relictalks]

hey. daily reminder that you're worth it. today is not the end, there will be another sunrise.

you don't have to be alone.

its hard. but it's not impossible. i promise you.

now go drink water. you're loved. :)

[shapesys]

but surely our trauma wasnt that bad right (lie)

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[rickybabyboy]

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

[jaspertjunk]

Hi sorry I saw a transparent jpeg and immediately put your cat in a situation hope that's cool

[heartseeker]

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aidenhartewrites]

On Instagram, someone made the argument that trans men should use the women's bathroom because they can't use urinals.

Y'all really know NOTHING about trans men, do you?? 😭

[transfemme-shelterdog]

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

Also, STPs exist.

[zk-j]

And even if they can't... Do male bathrooms not have any toilets at all anymore??? what.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Nah, everyone who uses men's washrooms all shit in urinals

Shows you how much you know

scoffs

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Pause

I know several trans men who can piss standing up without meta or phallo. I've seen it for myself quite a few times now actually.

HOW

[transfemme-shelterdog]

The movie Raw has a guided tutorial. It's how my husband learned how to pee standing up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raw_(film)

[metalheadspiderv2]

Step 1: put toilet seat up (if applicable)

Step 2: feet shoulder width apart (if at toilet have shins/knees touching or right in front of bowl) with pants down far enough to allow that (down to knees for me)

Step 3: hook fingers on either side of tdick and pull back to the sides

Step 4: jut hips out forward a bit but not too far, kinda aim urethra with your fingers (hard to explain sry)

Step 5: piss. Adjust aim if necessary.

As with every unfamiliar stp method, I recommend trying in the shower until you have a good enough feel for it to not piss your pants or all over the floor.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

[targetedknowledge]

[seadeepspaceontheside]

these were the rejected ones

[badger-angel]

always interesting whenever people start talking about polyamory as particularly unstable or prone to jealousy bc it begs the question of if they’ve ever seen or heard of monogamous couples

[badger-angel]

are you aware that those people are having sincere earnest discussions on whether following someone on social media counts as cheating

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[transtarks]

i already talked about this on twitter but i'll talk about it here too! thinking about the first night that grace has to sleep alone on erid. obviously he and rocky are attached at the hip now but rocky does have things he needs to attend to now that he's home, and grace needs to sleep but he's starting to have a very real panic attack now that he realizes rocky isn't going to be watching him. his pulse spikes, he gets lightheaded, he's trying to hide it so hard. adrian was the one who dropped by to tell him rocky wouldn't be there tonight, and grace just freaks out instantly. but adrian, who honestly isn't even that fond of grace yet because they haven't spent nearly enough time with him, immediately notices the way grace freezes and they're like "oh fuck can he die from this? rocky will kill me if his alien dies in my presence" and quickly tells grace, "that is why i am staying to watch you." and grace immediately starts to calm down, even if he is a little surprised.

adrian fully understands how into grace rocky is, but they didn't understand the extent to which grace needs/wants rocky until now. it warms their hearts, but it also breaks them specifically because of how much they must have had to endure together to be this reliant on each other. especially because, from what rocky has told them, adrian knows humans don't technically need anyone to watch them sleep like eridians do.

anyway grace is able to fall asleep that night and adrian just kinda scoots closer and closer until grace is like fully curled up against them at one point, and adrian finds themself thinking "oh no. this is Adorable. oh fuck. oh shit." let the bonding between them begin in EARNEST at that point.

[mrsterlingeverything]

[sp-zip]

can't a girl catch a break... (this keeps HAPPENING)

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[petrova-line]

rocky’s design notes from james ortiz’ instagram :) going insane at the reason rocky put two arms together when giving his name was to show his family crest

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[theultimatefanboy]

@funnier-when-objectum pspspsps

[sproutshq]

How it feels when you're technically openly plural but you haven't actually told people what that means yet

[ssentinl]

mike who works a mindless desk job and his life has literally no meaning until it’s raining cats and dogs one day and he’s forgotten his umbrella so he ducks into the closest building he can, a random art exhibit, and is flabbergasted when he wipes the water from his glasses only to be met with dozens of portraits of himself. he’s more than a little disturbed, looking around and worried he’s being pranked or something. he walks to the center of the room, slowly turning and taking in all of the pieces and halfway through his mindless spinning, pauses when he makes eye contact with the only other person in the gallery. will fucking byers. “mike?”

[homunculus-argument]

Amazed by how chronically underweight people come in two categories:

"The doctor said I really need to gain weight so I went to the gym to work out really hard and almost fainted and died it's so hard I don't get how people do it ;___; I consume the same amount of calories per day as a newborn baby and have no intention to change that because I start feeling weird (describes the classic symptoms of refeeding syndrome) if I eat more than normal."

"I inhale as much food as 15 men five times my weight who do 16-hour days hauling oil rigs through solid land by dragging them on ropes and in a prehistoric era the clan would have stoned me to death out of fear that I'm possessed by some famine demon. If you tell me to eat more I will fucking eat you too."

And the secret third thing: People who will swear on their life that they're #2 but it's painfully obvious to everyone except for themselves that they are category #1.

[relictalks]

@thekingnerd