I Stole Yo Gold And Yo Wife

Welcome Aboard matey🍉 🐊🦦🦔

[sailatina3]

I like characters who are women and they suck and are bad people. Bonus points if she never really faces consequences.

[neko-mancy]

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

[dontbreakthechain]

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

[idabbleincrazy]

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

[polteergeistt]

[bergarabitch]

How are you doing beloved I haven’t seen you on my dash recently

fighting to get this account back since i got hacked but I WON

[rem11]

Oh my god I didn’t even know you got hacked! WE’RE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU BACK LEGEND!!

[rem11]

Loving them is as simple as breathing, but there is nothing simple in how I feel about them. What’s up with that?

[rem11]

I genuinly haven’t opened this app in months, any mutuals that do or have done university, how the actual hell does one do any of this 😭

[hazardousyuri-deactivated202510]

me when i get one (1) note on tumblr dot com from my beloved mutuals: they lovme❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏😭😭❤️❤️😁😁😁😁😁✨️✨️☝️☝️☝️☝️😁😁👅👅👅👅👅👅👅💜💜💜💗❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🫂🫂🫂🫂i love them 😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜 f ried n

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[datsderbunnyblog]

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[highly-flammable]

Peeta was reading contraband romance books during his free time at the bakery and y’all cannot convince me otherwise, because that level of rizz and romantic expression did not come from nowhere

[misscellophane]

WHOS UP DEVILING THEIR MINION RN HOLY SHIT

[iwtv-ann]

(IWTV - S01E07)

[mydearzero]

ARMANDCELS WAKE UP ARMAND NATION RISE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shardlily]

[shardlily]

I will never be completely over this and will tell the staff in the retirement home about this fumble of the century!!!

[shardlily]

🧗⤵ 🗑

[lunamonchtuna]

cruel how loving someone rewires you permanently.

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

loving someone will indefinitely alter your brain chemistry