as we are rapidly approaching pride month, hereās an obligatory reminder!
AROMANTIC PEOPLE
ASEXUAL PEOPLE
AND AROACE PEOPLE
ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE

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as we are rapidly approaching pride month, hereās an obligatory reminder!
AROMANTIC PEOPLE
ASEXUAL PEOPLE
AND AROACE PEOPLE
ALL BELONG IN THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY
I WILL REMOVE EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE
headcanon that jordie used to carry little kaz everywhere on his shoulders ššš
Iāve been thinking a lot about how Jesperās arc felt so much less satisfying and peopleās very valid criticism of it. I havenāt figured it all out, but one thing that makes him stand out from the others Crowās backgrounds is that his struggles come completely from within. While all of the other Crows have been Done Wrong TM by some external force - imprisoned, enslaved, robbed, hunted, abused - Jespers ādownfallā to the Barrel comes from his internal struggles: his addiction und impulsivity.
While he may not be at fault for what he is dealing with, he also has noone else to blame - no Pekka Rollins, no Jan van Eck, no Tante Helene, no Brum, no Nina. The only wrongdoing he has encountered - being made ashamed and afraid of his powers by his father - was done from a place of genuine care for his well-being, no matter what you might think of his decision.
And I think all of that makes Jesper's character arc much harder to resolve. All the other Crows win by outdoing their enemy (or forgiving them in case of Matthias). Jesper has noone to outdo. There is no enemy to best. There is just ... himself. So his story would need to have an entirely different focus.
idk why heās staring into my soul but part 5 i guessššš
I love what every different Orpheus brings to songs like Epic II.
Just heard Joshua Colley's EPIC II and he sounds AMAZING. So different and I LOVE his choices. The strength, the moments of falsetto to the emotion in it. UGH it's good. I can't wait to hear his If It's True, because it's another one of the songs that all of them do so differently. I've only seen one Orpheus (Jack) and obviously have listened to Reeve for YEARS so it's so fun to discover the different choices. I can't WAIT to hear Jeffrey!! He was a worker when I saw him and I've heard his Orpheus is amazing!!
In case anyone is having a bad night:
Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe Iāve found
Here are some fun sites
Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics
Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli
Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies
*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*
Youāll be okay, friend <3
i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now
All these links, besides the first, are broken. So hereās some more.
Hereās an emergency compliment
Here you can play 2048
Hereās a playlist of Bob ross
Hereās a website to watch movieās and shows for free
Hereās a website to watch documentaries for free
Here you can to nothing for two minutes
Here you can break something. Itās good for anger
Hereās a button to press to make everything okay
Hereās a site to cut something up (TRIGGER WARNING)
Hereās a site that makes you a website depending on a song you choose
Hereās a gay comic. Itās adorable
Here you can spend Bill Gateās money
Here you can draw your own island
Here you can learn about patterns websiteās use
Here you can get your life stats
Here you can listen to the Tucker Zone (Headphones needed)
Here you can see how fast youāre moving
Here you can see the progress of time
Here you can see the future of the universeĀ
Want some more?Ā
Hereās the butterfly project
Hereās a snickerdoodle mug cake
Hereās a link to some free audiobooks
Hereās something to read when you feel like a burden
Hereās a secret
Hereās my playlist of some sea shantiesĀ
Hereās another secret
Hereās a link to some cool websitesĀ
Hereās a blog that gives you recipes for when youāre low on spoons
Hereās some Brony Headcanonās
Some more? Iāve got plenty
Hereās 100,000 stars
Here you can control the weather (TW FLASHING IMAGES)
Here you can weave silk
Here you can make a castle of your own
Here you can make a kaleidoscope drawing
Here you can explore recursion
Here you can play a jelly block game
Iām back with some more!Ā
Here you can draw with pasta
Here you can draw logoās from memory
Here you can play this is sand, here you draw cool sand designs
Here you can play The Organ Trail
Hereās a customizable white noise website
Here you can simulate gravity
Here you can create your own guardian of the galaxy
Here you can make your own galaxy
Hereās a website you can get some support at.
to find later
Here you can split circles into smaller and smaller pieces (I found this really satisfying)
Here you can have images of people point to where your pointer is
Here you can paint someoneās nails
Here you can grow a garden across your screen (Audio included)
Here you can try out all kinds of mind illusions (Trigger Warning: Flashing Lights)
Here you can see how many miles you have scrolled
Here you can watch a website load forever, although you might be getting enough of this on Tumblr mobile
Hereās a rickroll
Here you can remind yourself that youāre awesome.
Here you can throw trash into a dustbin only for it to bounce right back out (Audio included)
Here you can make sand dunes using sand (Audio included)
And here you can generate more cool websites like these
pinning thissss
And yet more!!!
Here you can listen to a gentle rainstorm
Here you can make snowflakes
Here is a Line Rider feature film with relaxing music
Here is the entire script to the Princess Bride (many donāt need it but itās fun to read anyway)
Here is an abbreviated script for the entirety of Book 1 of A:TLA that I made out of anger at the film that definitely doesnāt exist
Here is a playlist of the top 10 most relaxing songs ranked according to science
Hereās a site where you can make a dude beatbox with fun animations
1,079 days left
I tried lineless art. Featuring Kanej and a depiction of their individual trauma.
Do not repost my art without permission.
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you donāt mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as weād done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake youād write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, āHappy Birthday Courtneyā. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name āJuanā is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (Iāve never seen āMileyā without the E, either, but itās believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where Iām one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me āCourtney Mily Jaun Pabloā for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ā¹ļøš"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
Every single odd number has an āeā in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 arenāt spelled with the letter e in it ā¦
father godĀ
ā¦if you can split a number in half evenly, itās even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-ā
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercyā¦.
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter āEā.
š£YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurtsā¦
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if itās EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said āevery single ODD number has an āeā in itā not āevery single number with an āeā is oddā what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and weāre still here
happy New yearās eve
Iām going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesnāt have an e. Just sayingā¦
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? iām fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last oneš
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just canāt.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT IāM SCREAMING
Wait what about zero thatās an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEYāRE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
Iām gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isnāt a number
It canāt be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out yāall
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESNāT HAVE E IN IT
THATāS BECAUSE ITāS EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
2026....
Which is an even number, by the way
Somewhere in crooked kingdom, Wylan mentions that his father used to bring him mallow tea and honey comb when he was sick with a lung infection. later, he says his mother got sick and died, of a lung infection.
its my own heartbreaking headcannon that they were sick at the same time, and Jan took advantage of wylan's disorientation to get rid of his mother. maybe he woke up one day, finally feeling better, only to be told that he had survived, but his mother hadnt.
On top of that, lung infections can cause lasting effects, and maybe he was left with some chronic effects, constantly leaving him scared of dying like his mother did. I can only imagine how terrified he would have been working in the tannery, breathing fumes that exacerbated the symptoms, remembering how his mother had died.
edit: wylan also mentions being scared of catching lung fever after nearly dying in the canal. breathing and drowning come up again and again in his story
quick reminder that wylan wheezes a lot. when he was running to the ferolind in the first book, jesper can hear him wheezing. when kaz and wylan break into van eck's office in the second book, wylan is out of breath from running and needs a rope ladder. at first, I thought it was a silly 'oh wylan's just a little out of shape' thing, but realistically, the lung fever, the time in the tannery, and the nearly growing probably had it's major effects on him
I have the quotes to prove it āŗļø
Breathing difficulties
(l'm excluding breathing difficulties due to panic and injury, although there is a LOT of that)
⢠Six of crows, Chpt 11, p156 "He half expected Wylan wouldn't follow, but he could hear the merchling behind him, breathing hard, a low whistle in his lungs"
⢠Crooked Kingdom, Chpt 10 p142 " 'Next time l'm not saving your life' Wylan panted'
⢠Crooked Kingdom, Chpt 14, p211 "Wylan coughed"
⢠Crooked Kingdom, Chpt 14, p212 "He hissed in a breath"
⢠Crooked Kingdom, Chpt 16, p179 "Kaz heard panting and Wylan rounded the corner, bustling along like a harried goose"
⢠Crooked Kingdom, Chpt 21 p302 " 'We have to warn the others' Wylan gasped
General physical difficulties that may be related to breathing issues making tasks more exerting
⢠Six of Crows, Chpt 27 p345 "Jesper wasn't sure how much Wylan was actually helping, but he was certainly working hard."
⢠Six of crows, Chpt 38, p438 "Jesper like a lumber insect, Wylan in stops and starts, wriggling like a caterpillar trying to make it's way out of a coccon"
⢠Crooked Kingdom, Chpt 18, p276 "Wylan wasn't up to the climb or the descent, so Kaz would go in first and get him inside via the lower floors"
⢠Crooked Kingdom, Chpt 21, p301, "Wylan trailed after him, tumbling down the stairs"
Where are you right now? - K
Out drinking with a few of the Dregs. Donāt worry, weāre staying out of trouble because saints forbid anything happens to your most valuable friend.
matthias helvarās character arc is actually so fucking beautiful because he actively chooses to change his viewpoint of the world. he instinctually thinks something bad, and then stops and reminds himself to give it a second thought. he sees in hindsight how his old life was poisoning him. he wants to help others who had been in his position, even if they canāt see the poison on their own yet.
In Shadow and Bone season 2 ep 6 when they fight the Sankta Neyar and she is manipulating the metal in all of their blood, Wylan is the only one still standing up. Everyone else is in the floor and trying not to scream. Wylan is standing and cradling one of his wrists while it shakes and is only giving shakey breathes but not crying out in pain.
What I got from this is:
That boy is anemic as fuck
Neyar viewed him as less if a threat
There is metal in his hand which is why his pain was centred around it, likely because of the abuse
He has his book accurate insane pain tolerance (the auction scene and the torture is mental and the fact that he did that willingly and made it worse for himself to be "convincing" is batshit)
book one wylan is so fun because we never know his inner thoughts and heās kinda unhinged. swings wildly between ākaz donāt kill that guyā and āwe could wake them.ā sings once. looks shocked when the bombs he made work. flirts. truly unreadable from an outside perspective.
and then you get book two wylan and you realize that every decision heās made is entirely spur-of-the-moment and panicked and he exists in a constant state of fear and itās like oh. yeah that makes sense
We deserved to see Jack Wolfe as Wylan spit in Van Eckās face.
and now I'm covered in you š