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michelle & miranda really out here giving the gays everything we want
im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life
This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.
Why do sharks attack?
A lot of arguments I get from people when talking about shark conservation is: âBut wait, sharks attack and kill people all the time! Theyâre violent!â Nope. In fact, the average amount of shark attacks that happen a year is 16, with majority not even being fatal. Like all animals, sharks never attack without a reason.
Your chances of being attacked by a shark are just one in 11.5 million. It is easier to win the lottery, get struck by lightning, killed by a cow, killed by a falling coconut, or get killed by a vending machine than it is to get attacked by a shark.
Hereâs a list of things that may cause a shark to check you out or attack you:
Bright clothing. Sharks have sensitive vision, and see colors differently than we do. Bright or colorful swimsuits can resemble a fish or some other prey. And when youâre splashing and swimming, you very much look like prey in distress, which is a quick meal for opportunistic hunters like sharks.
Jewelry. Shimmery jewelry like gold and silver look like scales from a big fish. A shark may get curious and check you out.
Splashing. Sharks have special organs in their snout called Ampullae of Lorenzini, which are small, jelly filled pores that act as electroreceptors. These organs are sensitive to movement, and can even sense splashing from miles away. Excessive splashing resembles a large fish thatâs in distress, which is another easy meal.
Surf boards. Sharks may be sensitive to colors, but they donât have the best sight in the animal kingdom. A human being on a surf board looks like a seal to a shark. Seals are a Great Whites favorite prey, and they will certainly check you out. Hereâs an example of how this looks to sharks from below.
Territory. Some sharks are known to claim large areas of water and reefs. Simply swimming in these areas can agitate a shark. Be aware of where youâre swimming.
Smell. Sharks have a very good sense of smell. They can be attracted to the smell of blood or even the smell of a restaurant you ate in. Blood, again, resembles a fish that has been injured.
Curiosity. Sharks are naturally curious. They do not have hands to touch you with, they explore and check out things with their mouth. A shark may nibble your foot to check you out, not eat you.
What to do if a shark is near you or nibbles on you:
Stay calm. This is the best thing you could possibly do. A shark will remain calm if you do as well.
Move slowly or not at all. Slow, gentle movements keep the shark calm. Fast, panicked movements scare the shark and provoke it, this is when a shark may attack you in self defense.
Donât hit the shark. Unless the shark is full on attacking you, keep your hands off of it.
How to fend off an aggressive shark:
Itâs said the best way to fend off an attacking shark is hitting itâs head with your fists. While this is one way, itâs not the most effective. Hit these areas instead
Eyes. Use your fingers and thumbs to pierce the eyes. The shark will immediately back off and swim away, this is a time to escape.
Gills. Shove your fingers into its gills. The gills are the sharks only way of breathing. The shark will back off and swim away.
Snout. The snout is the most concentrated area of electroreceptors. Use your fingers or fist to aggressively rub this area. This will temporarily put the shark into a state of tonic immobility.
Things to remember:
You are in their territory when you swim. They were here first. In fact, theyâve been here for over 400 million years.
We kill over 11,417 sharks AN HOUR. Finning, fishing, and consumption of seafood all contribute to the killing of sharks.
Without sharks, the world would essentially fall apart. Sharks play one of the biggest roles in the oceans ecosystem. If theyâre gone, the ocean is effected, and when the ocean is effected, we are too. Check out this video that explains how important sharks are.
How do I help?
Avoid the consumption of seafood. Hundreds of sharks are killed in the process of catching fish. While this isnât intentional, itâs a big problem. Be sure to purchase fish from sellers that protect sharks.
Avoid âscaryâ shark movies. It is so important to educate people on the effect these movies have on shark populations.Â
Avoid cosmetic products with squalene. Squalene is a low density compound found in the liver of sharks and other cartilaginous fish. Recently it has become a trend for sharks to be hunted to process their livers for the purpose of making squalene health capsules. Squalene is often a common ingredient in lipsticks.
Research. Find shark activism groups and petitions. Participate in whatever you can.
Make them one of your interests! Sharks are amazing, and thereâs over 400 kinds of sharks to learn about. Knowledge can encourage others to protect sharks as well.
20 year old beginner: one year of learning flute and butterfly knife skillz :)
Fun fact: Adults actually learn those âYou need to practice!â skills better than children do.Â
Kids tend to want to do literally anything aside from learning this skill my parent is forcing me to learn.Â
Adults actually can sit down and practice things for hours on end. Adults WANT to practice to get their skills better. Adults deliberately set aside time every day to practice. Even if itâs just 20 minutes, itâs productive growth and not wiggling in your chair mournfully watching birds out the window.Â
Anything from Drawing to Weaving to Violin to fuckin flipping bufferfly knives like a pro - choose a skill and LEARN, dammit! None of that âChildrenâs brains are more malleableâ bullshit. Brain squish is not the end-all of learning!Â
bold of you to assume Iâm capable of focusing on a task or improving my own life
not sure if you younger kids will even understand the milk carton joke, but hereâs a rundown of Santaâs lesser known second string: the replacement reindeer! happy holidays!
The alphabet fades away
Would you like to read a book in which this happens?
Itâs one of my all-time favorite books. Â Itâs called Ella Minnow Pea by Mark Dunn. Â He describes it as an âprogressively lipogrammatic epistolary fable.â
It is written in the form of letters between the citizens of the fictional island of Nollop, an independent nation off the coast of South Carolina and home of Nevin Nollop, who invented the phrase âthe quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.â Â That phrase is written in tiles over a statue of Nollop in their town square, and when one night a storm causes one of the tiles to fall, the council decides that itâs a sign from Nollop that they are no longer allowed to use that letter, in speech or writing, on pain of progressive punishments including public beating and up to banishment.
Then another tile falls. Â Then another.
The citizens, who are all very attached to their words and writing, mount a campaign to come up with a phrase that uses all 26 letters but is shorter than Nollopâs, thus proving that he was not divine and negating all the edicts.
Because the novel is told in the form of letters the citizens write, and this is the genius partâŠthe author must also stop using the letters as they fall.  So the book gradually stops using letters until at one point I think theyâre down to just five.
The resolution literally made me get up and dance around the room.
Itâs clever, creative, and a not-really-veiled-at-all parable about monotheistic oligarchy. Â Itâs not a long book, you can read it in an afternoon.
GO READ IT RIGHT NOW.
THIS IS THE REBLOG THAT LED ME TO ONE OF THE BEST WRITTEN BOOKS IâVE EVER READ!!
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A Christmas Carol but instead of 3 ghosts Scrooge gets the Fab 5
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anyone remember that weirdly accurate color oracle test that somehow knew you as if it had been your therapist for the past 5 years
https://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf
This one?
What are you dealing with right now? This free online color test will reveal more about your current disposition.
me: oh it wont know me so thoroughly this time heh
color oracle: reads to a tee my every anxiety
me:
Just doing my civic duty here.
my body, tearfully: when sleep???
me: my dude we just woke up!! Itâs time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity
my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????
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DC Nuclear Winter Special #1 - âLast Daughtersâ (2018)
written by Tom Taylor art by Tom Derenick & Yasmine Putri
THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.
This is the type of Kara Zor-El story arch I crave and will beg for! Look at the character development in just two pages of this comic! The ache it creates when Kara refuses to put her own child through what her own parents put her through. She knows the horror - the absolute torment - it is for a child to land on a completely strange planet and be brought up by a species different from her own. How terrifying it is. And she refused to put her child through that pain.
And donât even get me started on how amazing Kara looks here!