#momlife

27, married, and a stay at home mommy. Our little family is all I need in this life <3

[greelin]

can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal

[amthsts-remade-deactivated20191]

I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[littlevowels]

We need to change the stigma around nursing to sleep. Oliver nursed to sleep for 18 beautiful months and I don’t regret a second of it, can’t wait to start the journey all over again in 3 months. ❤️

[shadrow]

The smash hit of the summer.

[alexacadia]

I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!

[slayfulness]

I’m… shook

[timememorial-deactivated2018042]

This sounds like how I feel on antidepressants.

[honey-sunny-bee]

This is my current mental state

[chandlerbings]

[australianpikachu]

[headfirstforieros]

this is why he left

[dongoverlord]

do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud 

[outtagum]

A quarter of a century after leaving Neverland and the stars of Hook have recreated their look to mark the film’s 25th anniversary

[remember-im-a-cool-mom]

The feels!

[ruinedchildhood]

[remember-im-a-cool-mom]

He always asks...

If I'm happy and my immediate answer is yes. But I feel like I'm just saying it to make sure he's happy. Cause really I don't think I am happy. I'm not sure when I'll ever be

[thefuuuucomics]

cringing:

i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me

[babyanimalpic]

[petty-revenge-stories]

You can leave a penny but you can't take a penny.

I rushed from my car to the school bookstore. I was late for my final in history and had forgotten my scantron and backpack at home. I grabbed my wallet, handed the bookstore clerk my credit card with a ‘help me with this quick please’ sheepish grin. The clerk she said “no” and pointed to the minimum purchase sign next to the cash register.

I apologized for the oversight and reached in my pocket to grab loose change and pay for the scantron. As I counted out my change I only had 18 cents. No problem! They had a “take a penny” dish next to the register so I reached over and grabbed the remaining change and tried to hand it to her.

The lady again held her hand flat out and said “no” again. I asked why not and she said “you can leave a penny but you can’t take a penny”. I tried to explain that I didn’t have another way to pay for the scantron. She wouldn’t budge and physically moved the penny jar out of my reach like I was some sort of thief.

At the point it hit me that for whatever reason this cashier was getting off on making my life difficult and had no sympathy me.

Now I’m not the kind of guy that gets mad and starts yelling or crying, so I did the only thing I could think of. I smiled and said “of course, you know there were a few things I need to grab for next semester”. I grabbed an overpriced bag of m&ms, a soda and $400 worth of merchandise from every corner of the store. I again pulled out my card and she begrudgingly rang everything up.

When she was through I pulled out my scantron and handed her my remaining articles and said “I’d like to return these items please”.

She went ballistic. She started yelling and called campus security. I explained what had happened to the officer and he told her that she had to honor the return.

I then went to class feeling like a rock star and got a solid B on the test.

Petty Revenge: Internet`s best petty revenge stories are here. | source

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[micdotcom]

Elizabeth Warren is not fucking around when it comes to Trump. In a blistering Facebook post, the Massachusetts senator railed against the presumptive GOP nominee and vowed to put everything she’s got into stopping him. And looking at this alarming chart, Democrats should be very nervous.

[teenagerposts]

[melaninboy]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW