Something to Someone

Big dogs, Avengers, and Mac&Cheese please.

[kpfun]

I thought my dad was tough on me. And now, looking back on it, I just remember the good stuff.

[mappy-land]

Marvel with all their new phase 4 announcements

[valtsv]

i’m just saying, when i die in mysterious and unexplained circumstances i want you all to make sure that everybody knows it. instead of saying how i was “a friend to everyone” and that i “lit up a room” when i entered it i want people to shake their heads while muttering that i “asked too many questions for my own good” and talk about how they “warned me that i was getting in way over my head” and that i “always had a knack for finding trouble” wherever i went. if you don’t make me a local urban legend you’ve failed me.

[chris-evans]

we love a duo that has each others’ backs 

[superscanaries]

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

[dailymarvel]

Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation

[thepassioncrisis]

Everyone warns you about red flags in a relationship but I want to hear about green flags

So here’s some. Add your own if you’d like!

* listens to you talk when you have issues and supports you through them

* stops doing things you tell them make you uncomfortable

* compromises when necessary

* never puts you down deliberately, especially not publically

* supports your ambitions

* uses a calm rational tone during arguments

* is able to apologise when they’re in the wrong

* aids your growth process

[beansprouts]

* provides you with time and support as you need it but still prioritizes themselves first

* wants to get to know your friends

* has their own friends too

* respects your financial situation & considers it when making plans

* thanks you for speaking your mind

* acknowledges & plans for potential negative outcomes

* treats you like a friend, in addition to a romantic partner

[odrosal]

call-out post: my wife

somehow played 200 hours of Donkey Kong 64 and only finished 26% of it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sex is cool, but nothing beats blacking out after a crazy Saturday night and waking up cuffed in the back of a horse-drawn carriage, on your way down to Helgen to face Imperial justice

[derezzcartes]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

its insane how if you want a little animal can live with you

[thegoodvybe]

[youtubethumbnails]

[pissvortex]

you can turn it off but only once

[powerfulwizard]

im pretty sure the tomato sauce on pizza is the only thing stopping most white american adult single men from dying of scurvy

[spookynug]

Let’s take it off then

[powerfulwizard]

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[toastbutteregg]

just leaving this here

[powerburial]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

“hey lady ur computer isn’t even on”