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Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
Haha, Seán reminding me that I need to watch Hercules again XP
The original WHAT ARE THOSE?!
“A real dog would’ve eaten that bone.”
“Pretzels, man...”
♫ music meme ♫
“All my tears have been used up.” “Because if you go, I go.” “Do you miss me like I miss you?” “Ever wonder what we could have been?” “Friends can break your heart too.” ”How can I love when I’m afraid to fall?” ”I brought you daffodils in a pretty string but they won’t flower like they did last spring.” ”I had hoped you’d see my face and that you’d be reminded that, for me, it isn’t over.” ”I have died every day waiting for you.” ”I have loved you for a thousand years and I’ll love you for a thousand more.” “I hate that I love you.” ”I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited, but I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it.” “I said I wouldn’t come, but I’m a little drunk, and I need you now.” ”I wanna take you somewhere so you know I care, but it’s so cold and I don’t know where.” “I’d rather hurt than feel nothing at all.” “I’m reaching for the phone ‘cause I can’t fight it anymore.” “I’m so sorry I let this happen to you.” “I’m wishing you’d come sweeping in the way you did before.” “If you wanted me you’d just say so.” “It hurts me every time I see you.” ”It’s 3 AM, now where you gonna go?” ”Nothing I could say to make you stay.” ”Oh, we’re standing on a tiny ledge.” ”Said you wouldn’t and then you did.” ”Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead.” ”When will my reflection show who I am inside?” ”Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?” ”Why is my reflection someone I don’t know?” ”You better shape up, ‘cause I need someone.” “You don’t care, you never did.” “You want them, you need them and I’ll never be them.”
— * LEGALLY BLONDE : THE MUSICAL SENTENCE MEME PT. 1 !!
001. OMIGOD YOU GUYS
“Of course he will propose!!”
“Are you psyched or what?!”
“If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies.”
“Don’t forget to smile!”
“You look like the maid.”
“All this week I’ve had butterflies.”
“I may be in love, but I’m not stupid.”
002. SERIOUS
“We both know why we’re here.”
“Give me your hand.”
“It’s time to get serious.”
“Less of a Marilyn, more of a Jackie.”
“I’m not serious?”
“I am seriously in love with you.”
“I thought that you’d understand.”
003. WHAT YOU WANT
“I have a completely brilliant plan!”
“What you want is right in front of you.”
“I’m doing this for love!”
“No more parties for you.”
“Any chance you know the pope?”
“You’ve got a lot of work in front of you.”
“Law school is for boring, ugly, serious people!”
“Tell me, what’s out there that you can’t get right here?”
“ How’s this for a personal essay?”
“Love never accepts a defeat.”
“Don’t say no to a woman in love.”
004. CHIP ON MY SHOULDER
“ I put my faith in love.”
“I wish that I were dead.”
“So, go on, here’s my head, just hit it with a rock!”
“What rich, romantic planet are you from?”
“Why’d you come?”
“There’s a chip on my shoulder.”
“I’m sorry, but that sounds highly negative.”
“I don’t go to parties a lot.”
“I just need to prove to everyone that I’m serious.”
“The room just got colder.”
“If you’re going for mediocre, you’ve done great.”
“Why do you always have to be right?”
“It’s a real time saver: shampoo and conditioner in one!”
“You are so adorable to think of me.”
“I’m just happy I could be there.”
“Guess you never can tell.”
005. LEGALLY BLONDE.
“They said I’d fail but I disagreed.”
“Thanks for your help.”
“Thank you for treating me decently.”
“What’s wrong?”
“Wait, where are you going?”
“I’m sorry I’m letting down everyone.”
“You did your best with a hopeless case.”
“You are the best thing about this place.”
“There’s no reason for me to stay.”
“The timing’s bad, I know.”
“I’m so much in love.”
“Please don’t go.”
“Some girls were just meant to smile.”
“Can I just say how much I want you to stay?”
“It’s not up to me.”
“I need you to stay.”
Hocus Pocus {Sentence Starters}
“I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”
“You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”
“Damn, damn, damn, double damn!”
“Look just do this one thing for me, and I’ll do anything you say. Please?”
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”
“Say what you want; just don’t breathe on me!”
“You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast!”
“This is terribly uncomfortable.”
“Don’t get your knickers in a twist! We’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.”
“Wait ‘til you see what I’m gonna call you.”
“Aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?”
“Okay that’s it, party’s over! Get out of my house!”
“Oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?”
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”
“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.”
“Oh, I’ve been there thank you, I found it quite lovely.”
“Sucking the lives out of little children!”
“Of course, I couldn’t wear anything like that because I don’t have any… What do you call them? Yabbos?”
“Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok!”
“Hey, it may take me a couple of tries, but I don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.”
“Pull over! Let me see your driver’s permit!”
“I had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.”
give me pregnancy plots please:
give me a pregnancy where they’re both in their teens in the middle of high school
give me a pregnancy where they’ve been trying for years and finally conceive
give me where it’s an affair and their mistress suddenly ends up pregnant
give me a struggling couple who get pregnant and can’t decide whether to keep, abort, or put the baby up for adoption
give me a plot where they’re a surrogate and end up having second thoughts about giving away the child in the third trimester
give me someone being a surrogate for their best friend who’s unable to conceive
give me poly pregnancies
give me couples having high risk pregnancies
give me super rich/celebrities having kids and trying to keep it out of the paparazzi/public’s eye
give me a rich boy getting a poor girl pregnant and have to choose between staying rich or taking care of this girl and their future child
* a wrinkle in time prompts
a wrinkle in time is a novel by madeleine l’engle.
‘ we have to make decisions, and we can’t make them if they’re based on fear. ’
‘ come let me look at that bruise. ’
‘ you weren’t going to go without saying goodbye to me, were you? ’
‘ and they’ll give us news as soon as they have it. ’
‘ you don’t know how lucky you are to be loved. ’
‘ i’ve been scared stiff. ’
‘ don’t lose control of yourself. not now. ’
‘ how do you know i’m not dumb? isn’t it just because you love me? ’
‘ it’s just been an awful week. and i’m full of bad feeling. ’
‘ you just make things harder for yourself. ’
‘ i know. we’re morons. ’
‘ get plenty of food and rest. ’
‘ nobody said anything about abandoning anyone. ’
‘ this child is in danger. ’
‘ don’t be afraid to be afraid. ’
‘ is the pain gone now? ’
‘ maybe if you aren’t unhappy sometimes you don’t know how to be happy. ’
‘ do you mind if i take off my boots before i eat? ’
‘ you’re just fighting yourself and me. ’
‘ think of all the things you call people, different kinds of people. ’
‘ i try to pretend, but it isn’t any help. ’
‘ you know that’s just their game. their way, maybe, of laughing in the dark. ’
‘ why can’t i hide it, too? why do i always have to show everything? ’
‘ i don’t want to go anywhere till i’ve had something to eat. ’
‘ that’s why we stopped here to rest. ’
‘ i know you saved my life. ’
‘ look ahead, straight ahead, as far as you can possibly look. ’
‘ nothing is hopeless; we must hope for everything. ’
first date starters
“you look nice tonight.”
“i have to say, i was kind of nervous about tonight.”
“do you want to… come inside?”
“don’t even think about paying for dinner.”
“what do you have planned for us tonight?”
“what took you so long to ask me out?”
“it’s been a long time since i’ve been on one of these…”
“i’ve never really been on a real date before.”
“you’re being extra shy tonight - it’s cute.”
“i’m underdressed, aren’t i?”
“i’m overdressed, aren’t i?”
“i’ve never been good at first dates.”
“this is usually the part where you’re supposed to kiss me.”
“this was a disaster, wasn’t it?”
“i’m sorry, normally i’m better at this kinda thing.”
freakin adorable
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choose your fighter
>> EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD <<
No one knows how I feel more than me.
Dan Avidan. Mega Man 11: Frighties - Part 2 (13:55)