two bros chillin in the afterlife
the confirmation that schlatt and wilbur have been living in the void for 3 months forced to co-exist with each other is perfect so here’s some incorrect quotes
schlatt: you were a shit dad, you know
wilbur: oh, as if you were any better
schlatt: i don’t have kids????
wilbur: but… tubbo?? he has horns??
schlatt: you do realize goat and ram horns aren’t interchangeable right
schlatt: wilbur you do realize those are two completely different animals
wilbur: the dadschlatt fandom isn’t gonna like this one
wilbur: do you think anyone up there actually misses us?
schlatt: OF COURSE FUCKING NOT???
schlatt: hey how the fuck do i even have whiskey and cigarettes down here
wilbur: narrative convenience
wilbur: hey- hey schlatt- hey
schlatt: don’t you fucking say it
schlatt: A̵̡̹̲͔̬̮̩͚̤̮̥̺͈̦̖̠̦̔̇ͨ͂̌ͫ̓ͮ̃̀͋ͮ̏͛͐̎̀ͅA̴̛ͣͪ͑̀͏̡͙̺̟̪̞̻̦͉̪̕A̢̜͔̥̙͓̘̤͉ͩ̑ͧ̀̾̏̽ͬ̉͆̐̓͌̈́̄́̕͠Ȧ̵̡̰͕͇̭̬͓̙̥̲̉ͦͮ͑͂̽̍͒̈ͯ̈͛̂͜͞Ȁ̵̮͍͔̖͇̮̖͕̰̹̆̿͐̐ͨ̔̋͛̔̍ͨ͑̂̽̚͜Å̵͙̙̻̪̖̤̭͖͕̈ͯ̆̓ͦͨ̌́͋͘͜A͓͓̗͈̝͚̤̟̣̝͉̹̦̙̙̽̒͊͌̌̂̇̈́̋͆ͤ̑ͧ͗ͭ͐ͧ̑̀͘A̛̦͚͚͎͎̒͂͐͗̋ͣ͌̊ͦ̂ͩ̔̊͐̍̎͗ͪͯ̀́͡A͑̑̅̒͆͑͆͂ͯͨ̀́̓̌҉̸͚̙̘̗̹̥̩͓̫͚̗̼̹Ǎ͊ͫͪ̇̎̃̈ͦ̉̀̀͏̷̢̦̻̳̮̞̩̱̻̼̣ͅÅͮ̇ͭͭͣ̄̒ͭ͢҉̘͇̭͙͔̭͖̠̱Ă͖͎͇͖̥͎̲̟̦͓̤̼̩͇͖̣̳͎͋̔̈́̊̊͆ͣ̄͌̾͒ͬ͛ͩ̃ͫ͝͞A̵̴̡̱̻̜̩̬̙͔̠͇̹͍͈̿̈́͌̎̔̏̆̆ͮ̇͌̀́A̶̴̡͈̠̮̰̰̦͉͂̔ͨ̋ͥ̏̚͡A̵̧̗̲̺͖̞̹̤͉̐̈͂̋̅ͨͯ̓͊̆̏͜͡ͅͅ
ghostbur, after being killed by phil again: oh! hello friends!
wilbur and schlatt, mid conversation about fuck all:
jacobvanloon
tangentwithtanner
amandla
titsay
prguitarman
vaporwave
romaincrisis
