I carried a watermelon

teresa, 30s. she/her. at this point if I stopped watching TV I might not have a personality

[baddywronglegs]

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[sanctuary2022]

his aorta straw slay

[cdplayer]

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

[cdplayer]

for the 40th to 200th million summer in a row

[no1248]

[creditpleasety]

Are We Going to Sleep? From the Watson Series, by artist Victoria Dael

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[bintro]

remember real football is back next year

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[compassionvi]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[luntfontanne]

man fuck you tracy letts moodboard

[goddesspharo]

[festeredhearts]

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[prawniscuous]

david ogden stiers is the only actor

[trapperlesbian]