[wtf-is-hockey]

Shane would do a peloton ad and it could be identical to Hudson’s in every way except for a fleeting moment you’d have the strangest feeling that he was thinking about ending it all while doing it.

[galecstatic]

hudson getting slapped by a woman with a big fish and falling straight to the pool just for him to whorily get out in the most whoring out way like a certified whore that he is in a music video full of wasian women is just everything i ordered thank you laufey for this one

[hudsonswilliams]

for @ilya-roza

[stormsthatrage]

Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.

The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)

The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.

(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)

The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.

Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"

And. Well.

Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.

Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"

[hardwon]

I’m not going to write heated rivalry fic but if I did I would be writing it about hayden pike finding out about hollanov and deciding to try and defend ilya to the press in subtle ways because that’s his bff’s boyfriend! Meanwhile everyone notices hayden’s change in behavior because the man is not subtle and in universe rpf twitter decides that ilya and hayden are in a secret relationship and it spirals from there. no one is happy about this except jackie pike who thinks it’s the funniest thing to ever happen

[ghost-of-hollanov]

[melancholyghoul]

I personally think that representation matters more in the writers room than directly on screen.

What I mean by that is not one should give a fuck what sexuality or whatever actors have, its their job to tell a story that isn't their own, choosing someone for a role goes beyond what they look like or what their personal experiences are. What people should be concerned with is whether the story itself is coming from a place of authenticity. Is it a well written example? Are the minority represented on screen a part the real writing team? Or at the very least did they consult with those who are knowledgeable?

Who cares if a straight actor plays a queer person if the story and script itself is authentic and the actor did a brilliant job bringing it to life?

[my-2nd-account]

Ilya is like oh I'm so freaky and in control of the situation and Hollander will do as I say. Then Shane flings his panties in Ilya's face goes knuckles deep in his ass gives Ilya irreversible brain damage with "You. I need you." And crawls on hands and knees to nuzzle his face on Ilya's dick and ends up clothes off face down ass up getting railed into another dimension. In control my ass your control got washed down the drain in that bathroom the moment you went in to check Shane's ass and he got hard in 0.2 seconds because of it.

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[themoonandmyman]

‘Shane likes getting bossed/thrown around’ this, ‘shane is a sub’ that.

What if I said they both like it.

What if I said Ilya gets so hard he nearly faints whenever Shane pushes back.

What if I said they’re Brat 4 Brat and when they’re in the mood for a hard fuck they’re both leaving the room with cartoon birds flying around their heads

‘You gonna cum for me, Rozanov?’

‘Fucking make me’ - need I say more.

[gayhockeyshow]

Im so tired of subby uwubified shane that man is a rabid animal and ilya is sticking his hands through the bars of his cage

[my-2nd-account]

The way Ilya starts shaking his head before Shane even finishes saying "I don't think I can keep pretending I don't like you anymore" and his broken "you don't like me" breaks my heart everytime. Like this boy genuinely believes that Shane could never like him, could never want him. And he's trying so hard to not open up because the last time he allowed himself to want Shane openly, Shane freaked out and ran away and almost immediately got in a relationship. Almost immediately found someone else, someone who isn't so fucking complicated, someone he can be seen with in public, someone who can wear his jersey and dance with him under the club lights in front of hundreds of people. But now Shane is saying that he likes him, that maybe he likes him a little too much. But Ilya can't... he can't admit that he loves likes Shane too. He can't admit that the only thing he wants is to be with Shane. Because what the fuck are they going to do about it? If anyone finds out about them, Ilya will most likely get kicked out of Boston, and without a spot on the team his visa means shit and he has to go back to Russia where no one likes him and everyone is prying on him and they'll know who he is and it will put his life in danger and his brother hates him and his father who never cared to know his own son is slowly dying and his mom... will forever be a bittersweet ache in his heart. And his walls are slowly crumpling and he's turning his head away so Shane doesn't see him crying because the last time he was vulnerable with Shane he freaked out and ran away and he's saying "sorry". Sorry that I can't be who I want to be with you. Sorry I keep shutting you out. Sorry I'm burdening you with my shit. Sorry that I'm such a fucking mess. Sorry that I'm showing feelings. Sorry that I'm weak. But Shane doesn't think he's weak. And instead of bolting out of the room like Ilya feared, Shane climbs onto his lap and kisses him. Shane whom he thought will turn him down. Shane whom he hoped against hope would want him again. And he kisses him back desperately. He needs a proof that this is real. That Shane is here. And Shane holds him and soothingly rocks them on the bed. And for the first time in what feels like forever, Ilya feels safe. In a hotel room in Tampa, Florida. In Shane Hollander's arms. He's safe. He's wanted. And Shane likes him.

[moonlightsonatah]

imagining a time where shane tells ilya that he put on a suit before their first hookup. like, years down the line they’re dressing up for an event and shane looks in the mirror and starts giggling. having flashbacks of fixing his tie just like he’s doing right now. and ilya’s like ??? "what is so funny?" and shane obviously tries to play it off. all “nothing. it’s nothing.” but he has this goofy ass look on his face he can’t quite hide. it’s not until ilya gets all up in his space, hands sliding around his waist, puppy dog eyes coming out in full force, that shane goes “it just reminded me of the first time we got together”. and this really throws ilya through a loop because huh?? and so he has to explain. how he was so nervous and so excited and so full of uncontrolled energy that he put on a full suit and tie before ilya came knocking on his door. how he then had to scramble to take it all off, put it away neatly, and then act like he wasn't just sitting in the dark thinking he had lost his mind. this, obviously, sets ilya off. laughing, tears in his eyes. because this is the love of his life. he's so in love with this goofy ass boy that not only had this ridiculous idea, but that fully went through with it for a minute. he gathers enough composure to hit him with a "so you were reaaally trying to impress me, yes?". safe to say they were late to the event.

[hollanovstars]

Hudson saying Shane's first encounter with Ilya was the first sexual encounter where he really wanted to be there, the first time he really felt desire, is so obvious to me because it was written all over how he played it! The tension in Shane's body, the way he melted piece by piece, the way he chased Ilya's mouth when he pulled away . . . It was so clearly and deftly projected, it's honestly part of what sold their chemistry. Shane was *unlocked* by that first kiss, Ilya shook something awake in him that had been wandering around in a fog. It was right there onscreen.

[iruutciv]

This photoshoot.. this pose was so shane and ilya coded

[thisfeebleheart]

“On your knees,” Ilya said softly, just to see what he would do. Expecting Hollander to tell him to fuck off, Ilya’s breath caught in his throat as he watched him sink fluidly to the floor. His gaze stayed on Ilya. Those eyes that were always so sharp were now hazy with desire as he leaned forward to nuzzle and mouth at the bulge in Ilya’s sweatpants.

[hrgifs]

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