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can we talk about the fact that sirius and remus’ actors thought their characters were gay ??

like THE LITERAL sirius and remus thought they’d end up together

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sirius: hmmm what should i eat for dinner?

remus: *coughs* me

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james: *talking non-stop about lily*

sirius: okay i understand you’re in love with her, but does my eyeliner look okay??

james: I’M NOT- ugh it looks like how remus likes it *wiggles eyebrows*

sirius: WAIT WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW

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*in each other’s arms*

remus: come on pads, time to go home

sirius: but i’m already home 🥺

james: *makes retching noises in the background*

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sirius: *walking into the kitchen* oh hey rem! what’re you doing here?

remus: i mean… this is my house

remus: wait wtf why are you here?!

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happy biday to the bicon that is the bi who lived. mwah <3

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waiter: can i take your order?

sirius: please can i have a whisky on the rocks

james: pads wtf it’s breakfast

sirius: and a crumpet please

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james, introducing remus and sirius: and this is remus

sirius: *is silent (and sweating)*

james: …say hi sirius

sirius: hi sirius

sirius: ffs

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james: pads, can you keep a secret?

sirius: well, i’m good until i meet the next person

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sirius: sometimes i’ll start a sentence and i don’t even know where it’s going. i just hope i find it along the way

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snape: you think you’re smarter than everyone else

remus: i don’t think i’m smarter than everyone else. i know i am

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Snape: [to Dumbledore] I've decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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sirius *brandishing his wand*: surprise mother fucker

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ron: hermione, can you pleaseeee just stop correcting me??

hermione: well stop being fucking wrong all the time then

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what i find funny about fred and george is that they probably noticed ron was always in bed with a guy called peter and didn’t even bat an eyelid

but boy oh boy do i think that they brought it up at ron & hermione’s wedding

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*harry, ron and hermione hiding from voldemort*

voldy: MARCO

ron *excitedly*: POLO!

hermione: this kid is a fucking joke

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ugh i hate twitter

*opens it*

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lily: *on a date with james* i thought you said you were interesting, potter

james: nope, i said i was into resting

james: *lies down on her lap*