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Sirius: (holding a python) Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
Remus: You did WHAT—
James: William Snakespeare
james: so what do we say when life lets us down?
sirius: ‘called it’
james: no
regulus: ‘it must’ve been my fault’
james: NO
walburga: you’re not good enough for my son
remus: you’re not good enough for your son
walburga: excuse me?
remus: you heard me.
James: Truth or dare? Regulus: Truth. James: How many hours of sleep have you gotten? Regulus: Regulus: Dare. James: Go to sleep. Regulus: I don't like this game.
remus, angrily: ARE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: KIDDING ME, YOU- sirius: fucking remus: PIECE OF- sirius: shit remus: I HOPE YOU- sirius: fucking remus: TRIP, OVER YOUR- sirius: fucking remus: LACES james:........what the hell was that? sirius: lily has forbidden remus to swear, so I'm helping him out a little bit
Seriously though. Can you imagine how much it irks Carlisle that you can't perform autopsy and dissection on vampires? That if you don't incinerate all the parts right away, they just start reassembling? Like, there are so many things the dude wants to know about vampire physiology—exactly why do they glitter? How much of a digestive system is actually in there? What on earth is going on in their gonads?—and he can't cut anybody up to find out.
I always like to think this is part of the chaotic relationship that he has with Emmett; that Emmett is the one person in the family to whom Carlisle can go, "Can I rip off your leg at the femur? For an hour" and Emmett is like, "Sure, if you let me look."
"What do you wish to be when you grow up?"
James: a father. Someone happy with a family.
Peter: I don't know... I hope we're all still friends. It would be nice to be more confident... Also maybe work with herbology? Or animals?
Remus: if I get any kind of job it's already a blessing. If we're aiming for unrealistic, I'd like to teach.
Sirius: dead.
Marauders:
James: Pads...
*marauders + reg after hiding from filch for a prank*
Peter: God, waiting in a supply closet for three fucking hours by myself almost drove me insane
Remus: We had, uh, a pretty boring three hours, too…
Peter: *looks at Remus before he looks at Sirius who avoids eye contact*
Peter: No… you guys took it to pound town, didn’t you?
Sirius: Uh-
Peter: Oh my fucking god, you did! You fucks were fucking!
Remus: Hold on-
*James and Regulus walk into view*
James: Ready to go boys?
Peter: Prongs- Oh my fucking god- You too?!
James & Regulus: *visibly disheveled with bites on Regulus' neck*
Peter, pointing between Remus & Sirius and James & Regulus: YOU GUYS WENT TO POUND TOWN. AND I WAS STUCK IN A CLOSET. FOR THREE FUCKING HOURS!
James: Peter-
Peter: THREE HOURS-
✨TWILIGHT✨ in a nutshell…
Disco tampon fights dog with issues over walking crippling anxiety. Crippling anxiety doesn’t like dog with issues, but doesn’t wanna hurt dog with issues. So she hops between the two, but makes it clear, she likes the disco tampon. Crippled anxiety then finds out disco tampon, is in fact, a disco tampon! She’s like “ooh, so pretty! So cool! I wanna date you even more.”
Crippling anxiety meets disco tampon’s family, and expensive girl is like “WE BEST FRIENDS” while her boyfriend, blood constipation, can’t be around her cause he wants to do want tampons do and suck da blood.
Moody booty CanNOT stand crippling anxiety, and wants her to go away. (Same bestie, it’s tiring) Anyway! Moody Booty’s boyfriend, Gorilla Man is a lovable dumbass.
They adoptive parents, Dr. steal yo wife and Ms. I just met you but I claim you as my kid Are loving! Crippling anxiety is a dumbass and follows tracker the tractor and almost become a disco tampon.
Disco tampon family leave crippling anxiety behind and she becomes crippling depression. She almost dies, but expensive girl is like “NO! HELP ME SAVE DISCO TAMPON!”
They then go to ?Italy? and crippling depression saves disco tampon, gets threatened by Rat-man and his premium disco tampons, and becomes crippling anxiety again.
Crippling anxiety leaves dog with issues for disco tampon and they get married. THEN! CRIPPLING ANXIETY GETS HORNY AND CREATES FAKE DOLL BABY!
Crippling anxiety become a disco tampon; dog with issues imprints on doll baby, becomes alpha, and has his baby pack. Rat-man and his team of premium disco tampons wanna kill doll baby cause she a child who don’t age. But the original disco tampons are like “fuck you!”
And they fight, with the help of wannabe werewolves. Blood constipation dies, Dr. Steal yo wife dies, Rat-man and his team of premium disco tampons die, and a bunch of other disco tampons die. Including the wannabe werewolves!
But then it turns out that it was a vision 👀 expensive girl had, which would happen if Rat-man tried to kill doll baby.
Bonus: Crippling anxiety became crippling anger and tried to kill dog with issues because he imprinted on doll baby. She ended up hurting tiny cutie. But tiny cutie was like “it’s ok” and they mended that real quick…
and every Caucasian in that movie had a big ass forehead
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so fucking true
Sirius: How was the honeymoon? James: Reggie got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate Sirius: Why? *Regulus blushing but looking slightly proud* James smiling wildly: He said 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'
James: *opens the door to the marauders dorm and sees sirius with bright red cheeks and a half done-up shirt*
James: hi padfoot have you seen my converse?
Sirius: n-no sorry
James: *opens the closet*
James: shirts, trousers, hi moony!, sweaters, scarves but no converse ☹️
*4 hours later*
James: WAIT A FUCKING SECOND
he’s how old??? #twilight #twilightsaga #twilighttiktok #twilightfans #fandom #edwardcullen #bellaswan #funny #fypシ
This is literally so funny
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