Adam Driver. Kylo ren. Tfa. Tlj.

Courtney. This blog contains spoilers.

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snoke: i CANNOT be BETRAYED

kylo: haha bitch u thought lol

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some changes

tomorrow i’m gonna clear out my main/personal blog and rename it so i can send in replies and asks without people being confused AND i’m gonna get a new theme probably because

after 3 viewings of tlj,,, i’m gonna be on here quite a bit i missed u all i’m so ready for the next 2 years waiting for episode ix with everyone

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my new theme is here! i just changed the pfp and tweaked some colors but i feel so refreshed now :)

[reylohues]

“What was your go-to item on the craft services table?”

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i’ve been following ur blog since tfa came out & im so glad ur back, ur acc is amazing <3

omg i just saw this idk how long it’s been in my inbox but THANK YOU im so glad to be back and i’m glad you like my acc :) 💕💕

[rickolette-deactivated20190517]

Stop insulting Adam Driver because you don’t like Kylo Ren

He’s a real fucking person with anxiety and making fun of his appearance because he plays a villain is a shitty, shitty, shitty thing to do.

[reylo-is-endgame-deactivated201]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU SUPPORT ADAM DRIVER AGAINST AWFUL PEOPLE MAKING HIS ANXIETY WORST !

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some changes

tomorrow i’m gonna clear out my main/personal blog and rename it so i can send in replies and asks without people being confused AND i’m gonna get a new theme probably because

after 3 viewings of tlj,,, i’m gonna be on here quite a bit i missed u all i’m so ready for the next 2 years waiting for episode ix with everyone

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hux: ren, we-

kylo: ah ah ah *holds up his hand* that’s Supreme Leader Kylo Ren, Master of the Knights of Ren, to you.

hux, on the inside: you goddamned bitch ass bitch you think you can control me like this i rose from the ashes of Starkiller base like a fucking GOD to save you and this is how you repay me i cannot wait until the next cycle when you fall asleep and i will be there ready to fucking shoot you dead you worthless piece of shi-

hux: *grits teeth* Supreme Leader Kylo Ren, Master of the Knights of Ren

[reylobaetho]

One of these things is not like the other…

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would you believe it’s 6 AM and i just had a mental breakdown from this

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[long-live-ben-solo]

I wonder how many times Ben watched Han close the millennium falcon door and leave without knowing when he’d return.

Imagine how much it stung for Rey to do the same to him.

😔

[daughter-of-water]

Wow, you’ve managed to make something that was already heartbreaking, a 100 times worse.

[roguewn]

Maybe that’s also why he calls it “piece of junk” and demands to destroy it. He hates that ship because it always took his father away from him.

[jjungkooksthighs]

Why did you make me cry, though

[ishipwhatiship247]

Why don’t you just stab me in the heart

[cherubtrove]

Who gave you permission to go there

[nightblightowl]

…son of a bitch that hurt

[ever-hungry-aria]

Is this why the door closing had such an impact on him that his body literally jerkes a bit?

[mab-hatter]

How dare…

[no-chill-kylo]

I CANT BELIEVE YOU JUST

[sterkiller]

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i did not deserve to read this

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so here’s the thing luke caught that GIANT GODDAMNED fish for his dinner and didn’t share a SINGLE piece of it with chewie who had to resort to killing not one but TWO porgs that he DIDNT even get to eat.

what the fuck luke.

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“We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door; you have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal “usted.” And no electricity after 6:00 PM. A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.”

— Kylo Ren if Rey joined him

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kylo ren: my first order of business as supreme leader is to install fans in every single door frame so that everyone’s hair looks perfectly windblown whenever they walk into any room.

hux, with his immovable gelled hair:

stormtroopers with no visible hair on their helmets:

kylo, the only one with hair long enough to look windblown: it’s a service to the galaxy.

[stoncy]

rey throwing kylo her lightsaber to kill the last praetorian guard while he maintains eye contact with her added 100939 years to my life

[no-hux-given]

I have just seen TLJ and can confirm:

Hux is still my skinny little lemon faced bitch

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Adam Driver needs to host SNL again so we can have the Matt The Radar Technician sequel we deserve

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PLEASE