Where Forever Dies

Ashley. 29 years old. I'm a history teacher. I've also been known to pick some pretty bad movies on Netflix, but I always watch them anyway.

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[h01vd4l]

[enby-butch-dyke]

@timpsingleton on insta

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[narcissistcookbook]

an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

[narcissistcookbook]

"lol if you just look closely you can tell when somethi--" silence nerd, the problem is that i don't want to have to approach everything nice wondering if the devil is trying to deceive me

[armengoldira]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[knitmeapony]

WHAT

[herssian]

ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

[rotnread]

reading smut in public without showing an ounce of emotion like the lady that I am

[buzzfeedrewind]

[blairpublisher]

Read more, know more.

I would love to be able to line our office with these.

[tarrot-patch]

spider-noir + spider-punk 🤝 punching nazis

[screengifs]

@spider-mandaily's Week 1: Your Favorite Spider-Person -> Gwen Stacy (Spider-Man: into the spiderverse, 2018)

[snekky-arts]

Mile Morales you will always be my Spider-Man. Into the Spiderverse you will always be my movie

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[renaissancejedi]

Summer 2025

[renaissancejedi]

I miss the old tumblr

[2bee]

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat