Welcome Friends

I'm Chris.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[reallyndacarter]

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

[colleendoran]

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

[beardedmrbean]

A reblog from Neil Gaiman and having Lynda Carter reblog with a comment,

Potato absolutely works

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thickness-protection-program]

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

[thickness-protection-program]

This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

[xshiromorix]

I mean... you’re not wrong.

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[anxietyproblem]

[catchymemes]

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[pocketkris]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[omghotmemes]

It ain’t much but it’s a meme

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[6qubed]

a hell of your own making

[justcatposts]

What is dat *aggressively scuttles* 

(via)

[thehappymediumsteapot]

I still contend that this is, in fact, the best video on the internet, period. The sheer comedic timing. The knowledge that it cannot possibly have been constructed. The very human expression Pallas cats’ round pupils give them. And the backstory that this was literally the first footage captured by this camera in this placement, that this is the cat immediately noticing his environment has been changed and investigating with all the suspicion of a grumpy old gardener whose gnomes have been moved again…. *chef’s kiss*

[hillnerd]

i watch this about 10 times every time it passes my dash

[cryptid-stimming]

x

[hopeysl-deactivated20201028]

Ah but to be a waterdrop with googly eyes

[new-clown-in-town]

Ghibli character

[happyheidi]

Black Bengal cats exist im crying! x

[andmaybegayer]

hold kitten gentle like submachine gun

[toonskribblez]

[mysharona1987]

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[catchymemes]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Wow that’s good to know

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

This technique is so deadly, you can see the exact moment that his soul leaves his body

[we-used-to-dream]

Yeltsa Kcir. omg

[uberguber89]

Happy April Fools

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[babyanimalgifs]

NOOOOOOO

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