Help! I don't know what Im doing

not sure what to say here. I'm a 29old Aussie with a tendency to fall out of trees. I play Hockey(the grass one). i have a bachelor of animal science and now I'm a DVM student. I like cows, Yeah...umm. Computers hate me, I don't even know what half these buttons do. Is this description thing too long? oh hey, there's a spider. I'm gonna catch it n take it out side

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[sometiktoksarevalid]

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[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[stealingpotatoes]

do you ever think about how much of the original trilogy artoo spent silently watching the drama go down with popcorn

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[jam2go]

My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

[jjeremysstash]

i'm still watching this guy and it's AMAZING

the empty shop? he just opened all the unlocked doors he could find and stepped through open door in his boat hotel.

the "yikes"? he got lost in his hotel, and it's the same where he had to ask three different people his way to his room.

the elevators and then the creaky door to the stairs? he stepped in the elevator and tried to get to the top floor and stepped out of the lift in there.

all those three were when he was in Dubai

he also did some "worst hotel" videos and it's BONKER too

it's really fun to watch him get in places and having to sleep there. (not sure I can forgive him for having mistaken a french horn for a trumpet though)

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[theinfiknight]

GJJGJRKGNH THE MUSIC GOES UNDERWATER WITH THE TURTLE

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

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[kylieminvogue]

"STAR TREK" S2E25 - "Bread and Circuses"

[archived1998-deactivated2024030]

Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

[tvarchive]

DAREDEVIL | 1.13

[ID: three gifs from season 1, episode 13 of Daredevil. Gif 1: a shot of a plaque mounted on a building. It reads “Nelson and Murdock Attorneys at Law.” Matt Murdock runs his hand across it. Gif 2: A closeup of Matt saying “Nelson and Murdock.” Gif 3: Matt turns to Foggy Nelson and Karen Page, who stand on either side of him. Matt says “Avocados at law.” End ID.]

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[gallusrostromegalus]

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game