Help! I don't know what Im doing

not sure what to say here. I'm a 29old Aussie with a tendency to fall out of trees. I play Hockey(the grass one). i have a bachelor of animal science and now I'm a DVM student. I like cows, Yeah...umm. Computers hate me, I don't even know what half these buttons do. Is this description thing too long? oh hey, there's a spider. I'm gonna catch it n take it out side

[nonpsychotic]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

[unpeeled-human]

old lady came up to my register and she smelled so strongly of weed. Granny were you hotboxing your car before you went to the grocy store. if so i hope you have a lovely day

[unpeeled-human]

weed grandma (receipt paper, ballpoint pen 2026)

[unpeeled-human]

[unpeeled-human]

[nocturnal-necromancer]

Hello?? Can anyone hear me???

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[catsbeaversandducks]

"no"

By yuki_illust19

[russianblush]

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

[mollybeenoel]

[anyaboz]

Animation time works differently. Fifteen seconds for them is five hours for me. Kinda makes you wonder. Five hours for me must be like five days for my animator

[holespoles]

Jun Kumaori (Junkuma)

"chasing its tail too much"

「しっぽを追いかけすぎて」

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[toyastales]

Zebra Schist outcrop, Kangaroo Island, South Australia.

[anaryllis]

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

[anaryllis]

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

[dino-dancer]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

favourite additions

[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[animatedamerican]

i love everyone in this thread

[leeshajoy]

And now it’s a song!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

fun fact this poem is so popular amongst yall that three separate people, in three separate instances, have commissioned it with their flowers of choice:

[hari-redtoes]

The wisteria one is mine! ❤️

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i owe you some money back for straight up misspelling weapon, i just realized

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

also before i forget, this was originally a poem written in the tags of a post by @mumblesplash and if you want your own version of this for free i'd be happy to commit the time

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.