An 0DD Duch

[h0lywaters]

“agent scully is already in love” okay and breaking news water is wet

[and-the-rest-of-the-universe]

@edierone’s golden addition to this post

[retro-retrofuturism]

1.13 | Beyond the Sea

txf magic, or, moments i fell in love

[dancinque3n]

anyone else contemplate Triangle on the regular

[mezzo-morte]

Mulder's dick is always described as humongous in fan fiction what is yalls source

[slippinmickeys]

I know you’ve seen the show, but have you LOOKED?

[mezzo-morte]

Reblogging this because I finally saw this episode yesterday and to my dismay no lies were detected. This shit was crazy👍

[mrsfoxmulder]

I mean, you guys. LOOK. 👀

I know some people call it Bob. There used to be TWO tumblr blogs dedicated to Bob.

[mrsfoxmulder]

Big nose, warm heart. 🩷

[icedteainthatbag]

[andremichaux]

THE X-FILES | 6.08, "The Rain King"

[moonlightingcurse]

I had you. No, you didn't. Oh, yeah. I had you big time. You had nothing. Come on, I saw you jiggle the handle.

THE X FILES: FIGHT THE FUTURE (1998) dir. Rob Bowman

[mrsfoxmulder]

You have weird pics of DD but not the infamous teacup shoot?!

Wow, anon. Do you mean like ANY weird pictures? Okay well let’s see here…

No I can’t find any weird pictures.

[mrsfoxmulder]

Omg I had forgotten about so many of these.

The toilet pic. HOW could I forget that one???

Some of these are a fever dream.

[tripleennui]

Honestly the weirdest aspect of Mulder and Scully’s relationship is that they flirt harder the more disgusting or disturbing whatever they’re investigating is. Is there a corpse with a live frog inside? Let’s crack jokes and subtly imply how attracted to each other we are. What about a dead baby in a closet? Obviously that’s when we should have a barely coded conversation about Mulder’s dick, duh. Interrogating a sadistic murderer? Totally the appropriate time to eye-fuck each other over the interrogation table. Stuck in the woods being chased by mutated conquistadors? (God, this show is strange) Time to cuddle, joke about getting naked, and sing to each other. Could you be infected with a scary parasitic ice worm? Let’s feel each other’s necks up in the most erotic way possible under the guise of a medical exam. Truly no one is doing it like them and that’s probably a good thing

[patientlibrarian]

OMG, Gillian's certainly having fun here........

Is it me or should this go down in history as an incredibly sexy video??

🥵🥵🥵

Gillian's face is an absolute picture and the way she looks at him as he walks away...........priceless!!

[mrsfoxmulder]

I need someone to GIF (with captions) the moment where David is asked if he knows where the G spot is and gives a coy little nod.

[dd-is-my-guiltypleasure]

David & Gillian (Mulder & Scully) Panel FanExpo Denver 2026

[mrsfoxmulder]

Still having fun rewatching the X-Files…

(Episode 2.5: Duane Barry)

You guys. It’s TIME….

For the Red Speedo Episode!™️

Obviously lots of important shit happens in this episode but in my mind it all takes a back seat to this moment. 👀

Bonus:

But in all seriousness, I really love David’s performance in this episode. ❤️

[bertharussellgf]

Mulder + Clinging to Scully — Part 1 (feat. text from this post)

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 3.20: Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'

[katebeckets]

how to say "I love you" in x-files [300/?] ⤷ The X-Files: Fight the Future (1998)

If you walk out on me, I'm walking after you.

[ronitkrvshka]