critical mistakes

aria | she/her | 26 | everything is horrible. turbo swag

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

you know what they say play games win prizes

[thebuffyfiles]

[dittography-direwolf]

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[pjackk]

Y has it been night in this village for 2 days straight + y does the path keep repeating forever

[so-much-for-subtlety]

BREAKFAST

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[3000s]

i like when urbex people refer to something as "forgotten" instead of abandoned bc its like fuckkkkk we forgot about our mineshaft 🤦‍♂️

[3000s]

they stopped using it because they forgot about it

[yugirimistwalker]

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.

[whirligig-girl]

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

its so freeing when you realize you can literally write whatever you want 

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

it doesnt have to be good or anything you can just write things and post them and it doesnt matter at all

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

“your story sucks” what are you going to do? refund the money u didn’t pay? you are a bozo

[byjove]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

[byjove]

you know what I do when someone’s identity makes no sense to me? I go “not my business.” and find something else to care about

[emthimofnight]

Shadow the Hedgehog you will always be famous

[paper-mario-wiki]

Hotel Mario has fallen.

[rpfwasfine]

this is kind of changing my life as we speak

[auckie]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

White baby

[tordenvejr]

love hides in questions, you cannot ask a thing without giving yourself away. how was your day? (i hope it was good) when can i see you again? (i pray it's soon) do you feel safe with me? (i feel safe with you) what is your favorite color? (i wish to enrobe you in all that makes you smile)

[cheddar-baby]