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SONG STARTERS VOL.9  ( BET AGAINST ME ) ( WATSKY )

“You will if you didn’t feel it before.”

“Ever since I was a kid, never really been bored.”

“They don’t know what I really endured.”

“They say Godzilla been summoned.”

“We’re not running.”

“Attila the Hun is coming.”

“Spilling my innards.”

“I fell on my sword.”

“My blood is filling up from ceiling to floor.”

“I’m swimming through it.”

“I’m swallowing fluid.”

“I had to do it.”

“Evolution is kill or be killed.”

“Your Mrs. isn’t equipped to be having kids.”

“It’s like sniffing fertility pills.”

“There’s a glitch in the system.”

“I’m keeping the freshest fish in my kitchen.”

“I catch 'em quick.”

“This kind of killing could fill a pelican bill.”

“Go ahead.”

“Try to follow me.”

“We build a colony.”

“They popping molly.”

“There babies are sniffling.”

“I thought we were on our way out.”

“I fell asleep.”

“I fell asleep waiting for the missile to fall dead center on my apartment.”

“Crash through the ceiling.”

“That was going to be the end of everything.”

“I was amazed.”

“I was amazed when I woke up the next morning.”

“I was still alive.”

“You want to lose you home and every penny you own?”

“You want to eat your words?”

“You want your feeling hurt?”

“You want your ego bruised?”

“You like to lose?”

“You love to regret?”

“You want to die in debt?”

“You want to shed tears?”

“You wanna lose ten years?”

“You got too much wealth?”

“You hate yourself?”

“Bet against me.”

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SONG STARTERS VOL.8  ( STAND FOR SOMETHING ) ( WATSKY )

“Never been the one to play it cool.”

“I never been a fan of fancy shoes.”

“I only want to stand for something.”

“I don’t care if they approve.”

“They don’t know what I’ve been through.”

“What was I thinking when I headed to SoCal?”

“Everybody gotta order the low-cal or no-cal meal.”

“I don’t even enjoy guilt.”

“I think the city turned my semen to soymilk.”

“I’m a motherfuckin’ hypocrite.”

“Acting like I never give a shit.”

“Now I think about it.”

“Maybe a tad bit.”

“Cause pretty baby, I be ready to admit.”

“I’m thinking.”

“Maybe I will never be Brad Pitt.”

“Want the celebrity?”

“You gotta be bat shit to want to be a piece of meat.”

“We treat em as cold cuts.”

“And the crowd goes wild.”

“We don’t smile if you got no style.”

“Gotta be kidding me.”

“I don’t even know.”

“We struttin’.”

“Ain’t nobody gotta tell us nothing.”

“Because a rose is a rose and I am what I am.”

“And I wear it like campaign button.”

“I don’t want a side eye.”

“I say bye bye.”

“Roll up another one.”

“Hand me a Mai tai.”

“Kinda like the season how they come and they go.”

“We’ll be living while they looking for parking.”

“We’ll be digging while they woofing and barking.”

“They kicking in the door.”

“This is what you get.”

“There’s nothing to bargain.”

“It’s a hundred to one.”

“We’re under the gun.”

“I’m not gonna be groveling for the governor’s pardon.”

“Don’t gotta suck in your gut if you want to guzzle a Bud.”

“I’m about it baby.”

“You can party with us.”

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SONG STARTERS VOL.7  ( ALL YOU CAN DO ) ( WATSKY )

“Happy’s not a faucet that’ll flow when a handle is turned.”

“I wanna handle my shit.”

“I need the stamina.”

“I’m not on camera.”

“I gotta be a man of my word.”

“Be a greater guy, not some thin-as-paper guy.”

“See ya later. Bye.”

“Shit I say is pretty strange.”

“Coming back for Christmas.”

“We bitch on how the city changed.”

“Fuck it, man.”

“We’re changing too.”

“Look at what we’re going through.”

“My style is sorta sloppy.”

“I’ll fit in.”

“The tears are freezing on my cheek in Boston.”

“I don’t really know why.”

“Pour that liquor out.”

“I never chickened out.”

“I got to make a second pick.”

“I’d take a different route.”

“I tried to join the 27 Club.”

“They kicked me out.”

“It was like I’m limping into heaven while my dick is out.”

“There’s Amy Winehouse sitting on a cloud and drinking.”

“She spits it out the moment I come gliding in.”

“Who the fuck invited him?!”

“Hide all of the Heinekens!”

“No, they don’t know my name.”

“My heart is lowkey broken.”

“I’m taking Novocain.”

“I know that I’m a bastard.”

“They’re playing Purple Rain.”

“How the fuck they let this jerk in with his hurtful ways?”

“I try to jump and spread my wings like I’m a bird of prey.”

“I hit the earth.”

“Break a mothafucka’s vertebrate.”

“I guess I’m fucking up the blueprint for success.”

“Woke up in the hospital with [name]‘s  bootprints on my chest.”

“I Kamikaze.”

“There’s consequences.”

“I don’t condone it.”

“I did it.”

“I’ve been living for the moment.”

“Gotta go.”

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SOUNDTRACK STARTERS VOL.3  ( HAMILTON ) ( broadway ) ACTS 5 & 6

           ** contains offensive material. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

THE SCHUYLER SISTERS

❝ there’s nothing rich folks love more than going downtown and slumming it with the poor. ❞

❝ they pull up in their carriages and gawk at the students in the common. ❞

❝ the man is loaded. ❞

❝ his daughers sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at work. ❞

❝ daddy said to be home by sundown. ❞

❝ daddy doesn’t need to know. ❞

❝ like i said, you’re free to go. ❞

❝ look around. ❞

❝ it’s bad enough daddy wants to go to work. ❞

❝ it’s bad enough there’ll be violence. ❞

❝ remind me what we’re looking for. ❞

❝ she’s looking for me. ❞

❝ i’m looking for a mind at work. ❞

❝ there’s nothing like summer in the city. ❞

❝ someone in a rush next to someone looking pretty. ❞

❝ excuse me, miss. ❞

❝ i know it’s not funny. ❞

❝ your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money. ❞

❝ why you slummin’ it in the city in your fancy heels? ❞

❝ you searchin’ for an urchin who can give you ideals? ❞

❝ you digust me. ❞

❝ ah, so you’ve dicussed me. ❞

❝ i’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me. ❞

❝ i’m a trust fund baby. ❞

❝ you can trust me. ❞

❝ i’ve been reading common sense by thomas paine. ❞

❝ men say that i’m intense or i’m insane. ❞

❝ you want a revolution? ❞

❝ i want a revelation. ❞

❝ listen to my declaration. ❞

❝ we hold these truths to be self-evident. ❞

❝ i’mma compel him to include women in the sequel. ❞

❝ look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now. ❞

❝ history is happening. ❞

❝ we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world. ❞

FARMER REFUTED

❝ they have not your interests at heart. ❞

❝ oh my god. tear this dude apart. ❞

❝ chaos and bloodshed are not a solution. ❞

❝ don’t let them lead you astray. ❞

❝ this congress does not speak for me. ❞

❝ let him be. ❞

❝ they’re playing a dangerous game. ❞

❝ i pray the king shows you his mercy. ❞

❝ for shame. ❞

❝ he’d have you all unravel at the sound of screams. ❞

❝ the have-nots are gonna win this. ❞

❝ it’s hard to listen to you with a straight face. ❞

❝ chaos and bloodshed already haunt us. ❞

❝ honestly you shouldn’t even talk. ❞

❝ look at the cost and all that we’ve lost. ❞

❝ my dog speaks my eloquently than thee. ❞

❝ strangely your mange is the same. ❞

❝ is he in jersey? ❞

❝ if you repeat yourself again i’m gonna scream. ❞

❝ honestly, look at me. ❞

❝ don’t modulate the key then not debate with me. ❞

❝ i’d rather be divisive than indecisive. ❞

❝ drop the niceties. ❞

❝ silence! ❞

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SOUNDTRACK STARTERS VOL.2  ( HAMILTON ) ( broadway ) ACTS 3 & 4

           ** contains offensive material. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

MY SHOT

❝ i am not throwing away my shot. ❞

❝ i’m just like my country.  ❞

❝ i’m young, scrappy and hungry.  ❞

❝ i probably shouldn’t brag.  ❞

❝ i amaze and astonish.  ❞

❝ the problem is i got a lot of brains but no polish.  ❞

❝ i gotta holler just to be heard.  ❞

❝ with every word, i drop knowledge.  ❞

❝ i’m a diamond in the rough. a shiny piece of coal.  ❞

❝ only ______, but my mind is older.  ❞

❝ these new york city streets get colder.  ❞

❝ i shoulder every burden, every disadvantage.  ❞

❝ i have learned to manage.  ❞

❝ i don’t have a gun to brandish.  ❞

❝ i walk these street famished ❞

❝ the plan is to fan this spark into a flame. ❞

❝ damn, it’s getting dark.  ❞

❝ britain keeps shitting on us endlessly.  ❞

❝ there will be a revolution in this century.  ❞

❝ don’t be shocked.  ❞

❝ don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me.  ❞

❝ i will lay down my life if it sets us free.  ❞

❝ eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy.  ❞

❝ it’s time to take a shot.  ❞

❝ when i fight, i make the other side panicky  ❞

❝ i got all y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis.  ❞

❝ i’m joining the rebellion.  ❞

❝ i know it’s my chance.  ❞

❝ we’ll never be truly free. ❞

❝ you and i.  ❞

❝ do or die.  ❞

❝ lower your voices.  ❞

❝ you keep out of trouble and you double your choices.  ❞

❝ i’m with you.  ❞

❝ you’ve got to be carefully taught.  ❞

❝ if you talk, you’re gonna get shot.  ❞

❝ you’re gonna get shot! ❞ 

❝ check what we got. ❞ 

❝ i think your pants look hot. ❞ 

❝ let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot. ❞ 

❝ what are the odds the gods would put us all in one spots? ❞ 

❝ poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom. ❞ 

❝ give me a position. ❞ 

❝ show me where the ammunition is. ❞ 

❝ oh, am i talking too loud? ❞ 

❝ sometimes i get over excited, shoot off at the mouth. ❞

❝ i never had a group of friends before. ❞ 

❝ i promise that i’ll make y’all proud. ❞ 

❝ let this guy in front of a crowd. ❞ 

❝ everybody sing! ❞ 

❝ i  said to shout it to the rooftops! ❞ 

❝ come on, let’s go. ❞ 

❝ rise up! ❞  

❝ when you’re living on your knees, you rise up. ❞ 

❝ tell your brother that he’s gotta rise up. ❞ 

❝ tell your sister that she’s gotta rise up. ❞ 

❝ i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. ❞ 

❝ when’s it gonna get me? in my sleep?. ❞ 

❝ if i see it coming, do i run or do i let it be? ❞ 

❝ is it like a beat without a melody? ❞ 

❝ i never thought i’d live past twenty. ❞ 

❝ where i come from, some get half as many ❞ 

❝ ask anybody why we livin’ fast and we laugh. ❞ 

❝ reach for a flask. ❞ 

❝ we have to make this moment last. ❞ 

❝ that’s plenty. ❞ 

❝ scratch that. ❞ 

❝ this is not a moment, it’s the movement. ❞ 

❝ foes oppose us. ❞ 

❝ we take an honest stand. ❞ 

❝ we roll like moses, claiming our promised land. ❞ 

❝ is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? ❞ 

❝ will the blood we shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death? ❞ 

❝ i know the action in the street is exciting. ❞ 

❝ between all the bleeding and fighting, i’ve been reading and writing. ❞ 

❝ i've been reading and writing. ❞ 

❝ we need to handle our financial situation. ❞ 

❝ i'm past patiently waiting. ❞ 

❝ i’m passionately smashing every expectation. ❞ 

❝ every action is an act of creation. ❞ 

❝ i’m laughing in the face of casualties and sorrow. ❞ 

❝ for the first time, i’m thinking past tomorrow. ❞

THE STORY OF TONIGHT

❝ i may not live to see our glory.  ❞

❝ i will gladly join the fight.  ❞

❝ when our children tell our story, they’ll tell the story of tonight.  ❞

❝ they’ll tell the story of tonight.  ❞

❝ let’s have another round tonight.  ❞

❝ raise a glass to freedom.  ❞

❝ something they can never take away, no matter what they tell you.  ❞

❝ tomorrow there’ll be more of us.  ❞

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SOUNDTRACK STARTERS VOL.1  ( HAMILTON ) ( broadway ) ACTS 1 & 2

           ** contains offensive material. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

ALEXANDER HAMILTON

❝ got a lot father by working a lot harder. ❞

❝ by fourteen, they placed him in charge.  ❞

❝ he struggled and kept his guard up.  ❞ 

❝ he was longing for something to be a part of.  ❞ 

❝ the brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter.  ❞ 

❝ a hurricane came.  ❞ 

❝ devastation reigned.  ❞ 

❝ he wrote his first refrain.  ❞ 

❝ the word got around.  ❞ 

❝ this kid is insane, man.  ❞ 

❝ get your education.  ❞ 

❝ don’t forget from whence you came.  ❞ 

❝ the world’s gonna know your name.  ❞ 

❝ what’s your name?  ❞ 

❝ there’s a million things i haven’t done.  ❞ 

❝ just you wait...  ❞ 

❝ when he was ten, his father split.  ❞ 

❝ ____ got better, but his mother went quick.  ❞ 

❝ the cousin committed suicide.  ❞ 

❝ left him with nothing but ruined pride.  ❞ 

❝ you gotta fend for yourself.  ❞ 

❝ there would have been nothing left to do for someone less astute.  ❞ 

❝ he woulda been dead.  ❞ 

❝ in new york, you can be a new man.  ❞ 

❝ we are waiting in the wings for you.  ❞ 

❝ you could never back down.  ❞ 

❝ you never learned to take your time.  ❞ 

❝ will they know what you overcame?  ❞ 

❝ will they know you rewote the game?  ❞ 

❝ see if you can spot him.  ❞ 

❝ his enemies destroyed his rep.  ❞ 

❝ america forgot him.  ❞ 

❝ we fought with him.  ❞ 

❝ i died for him.  ❞ 

❝ i trusted him.  ❞ 

❝ i loved him.  ❞ 

❝ i’m the damn fool that shot him.  ❞

aaron burr, sir

❝ pardon me.  ❞ 

❝ are you ___?  ❞ 

❝ that depends. who’s asking?  ❞ 

❝ i’m at your service.  ❞ 

❝ i have been looking for you.  ❞ 

❝ i’m getting nervous.  ❞ 

❝ i heard your name at _____.  ❞ 

❝ i was seeking an accelarated course of study.  ❞ 

❝ i got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.  ❞ 

❝ i may have punched him.  ❞ 

❝ it’s a blur.  ❞ 

❝ i wanted to do what you did.  ❞ 

❝ he looked at me like i was stupid. i’m not stupid.  ❞ 

❝ he looked at me like i was stupid.  ❞ 

❝ i’m not stupid.  ❞ 

❝ so how’d you do it?  ❞ 

❝ it was my parents’ dying wish before they passed.  ❞ 

❝ i’m an orphan.  ❞ 

❝ god, i wish there was a war.  ❞ 

❝ we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for.  ❞ 

❝ can i buy you a drink?  ❞ 

❝ that would be nice.  ❞ 

❝ let me offer you some free advice.  ❞ 

❝ talk less. smile more.  ❞ 

❝ talk less.  ❞ 

❝ smile more.  ❞ 

❝ don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.  ❞ 

❝ you can’t be serious.  ❞ 

❝ you wanna get ahead?  ❞ 

❝ fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.  ❞ 

❝ what time is it?  ❞ 

❝ show time!  ❞

❝ two pints o’ sam adams, but i’m workin’ on three =.  ❞ 

❝ i will pop chick-a pop these cops ‘till i’m free.  ❞ 

❝ i came from afar just to say ‘bonsoir’.  ❞ 

❝ i heard your mother said ‘come again’.  ❞ 

❝ lock up your daughters and horses.  ❞ 

❝ it’s hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets.  ❞ 

❝ no more sex.  ❞ 

❝ pour me another brew.  ❞ 

❝ let’s raise a couple more.  ❞ 

❝ drop some knowledge.  ❞ 

❝ good luck with that.  ❞ 

❝ you’re taking a stand.  ❞ 

❝ we’ll see where we land.  ❞ 

❝ what do you stall for?  ❞ 

❝ if you stand for nothing, ____, what’ll you fall for?  ❞ 

❝ who are you?  ❞ 

❝ who is this kid?  ❞ 

❝ what’s he gonna do?  ❞

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MOVIE STARTERS VOL.4  ( TAKE THE 10 ) ( netflix original ) FINAL ACT [ 171 phrases below the cut ]

           ** contains offensive material. feel free to change pronouns as neccesary.

LOST TRIBE

❝ what the fuck happened, man? ❞

❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞

❝ i stole some tickets and some moonrocks from a guy on craigslist. ❞

❝ he’s just trying to scare us. ❞

❝ i could’ve been killed! ❞

❝ what about me! ❞

❝ you’d be suge, i’d be pac. you would’ve been puff, i would’ve been big ❞

❝ no one forced you to come out here. you could’ve said no. ❞

❝ what did i steal from you? ❞

❝ whoever told you that is a fucking liar and they knew that your gullible ass would believe that. ❞

❝ i didn’t actually believe it until now. ❞

❝ you have a tell when you lie. ❞

❝ you squint your fucking eyes every time you’re lying. ❞

❝ that’s my go to look.  ❞

❝ where are you going?  ❞

❝ are you sure this is the right way? ❞

❝ why do you keep asking me that? ❞

❝ why are you following me, huh? ❞

❝ i’m not going to follow you this time, ___. i’m done ❞

❝ i’m done. ❞

❝ you’re gonna love it. ❞

❝ i don’t think i can make it. ❞

❝ i feel sad. ❞

❝ i feel angry. ❞

❝ i feel happy. ❞

❝ i don’t even know what i’m doing here. ❞

❝ love is crazy. ❞

❝ i’m old school. i want to meet someone. ❞

❝ i’m not into dating apps. ❞

❝ if we’re meant to be, you know, only god knows. ❞

❝ how do you and ____ know each other. ❞

❝ the physical side’s easy for me. ❞

❝ i wanna make you cum in the heart. ❞

❝ has that lame ass line ever worked on a girl?  ❞

❝ i’m just trying to be a nice guy. ❞

❝ do you still strip? ❞

❝ topless or full nude?  ❞

❝ you hit on the drug dealer’s girlfriend? ❞  

❝ you’re always saying ‘don’t worry’. ❞

❝ you a cop? just kidding. you want drugs? ❞ 

❝ go home. it’s over. ❞ 

❝ i got something i wanna tell you. it’s super important. ❞ 

❝ it’s super important. ❞ 

❝ i did it for us! ❞ 

❝ i’m the only one who gets in trouble for it. ❞ 

❝ anything else you want to tell me? ❞ 

❝ anything else you want to tell me? come clean now. ❞ 

❝ what do you want me to say? ❞ 

❝ the truth. for once. ❞ 

❝ what do you want me to do? recap every lie i’ve ever told in our relationship? ❞ 

❝ do you want me to give you a fucking venn diagram of all the mini-truths and the half-truths? ❞ 

❝ i don’t know! i don’t fucking remember them all. ❞ 

❝ if you don’t stop fucking touching me — ❞ 

❝ fucking tell me! ❞ 

❝ don’t fucking touch me! ❞ 

❝ what do you want to know? ❞ 

❝ are you going or not? ❞ 

❝ i was never going. ❞ 

❝ i just wanted to hear you say it. ❞ 

❝ can we just go? ❞ 

❝ this is my burning man. ❞ 

❝ who that cool guy dancing the salsa to rap music. ❞ 

❝ you should do more drugs. ❞ 

❝ give me more. ❞ 

❝ chill. not right now. ❞ 

❝ i’ll give you more in half an hour. ❞ 

❝ i’ll fucking piss on you. ❞ 

❝ i’ll tickle you if you don’t give it to me. ❞ 

❝ i want it now. ❞ 

❝ how fucking dumb are you to come here? ❞ 

❝ i thought your ass was dead. ❞ 

❝ i assumed you told the truth. ❞ 

❝ i’m a business man. that’s what i do. ❞ 

❝ i trusted you. ❞ 

❝ technically, you know, you lied first. ❞ 

❝ you tryna mindfuck me? ❞ 

❝ no one mindfucks me. i mindfuck you. ❞ 

❝ i’ll take your mind, stick my dick in it, have my boys stick their dicks in it, and run a train on your mind. ❞ 

❝ you have dicks on your mind. ❞ 

❝ he doesn’t know what he’s saying. ❞ 

❝ he’s fucking drunk. ❞ 

❝ i’m not drunk. i’m high. ❞ 

❝ i am fucked up. ❞ 

❝ absolutely i did and it was great. ❞ 

❝ where’s the rest? ❞ 

❝ why you gotta do that, man? ❞ 

❝ you are a beautiful, glorgeous, majestic dolphin and this society, that’s your sea world man. ❞ 

❝ i wanna set you free. ❞ 

❝ come on, let’s be friends. ❞ 

❝ get the fuck off me with that gay shit. ❞ 

❝ just, please, let us go and i swear you’ll never see us again. ❞ 

❝ you’ll never see us again. ❞ 

❝ he’s not going to shoot us. ❞ 

❝ i know the statistics. ❞ 

❝ only 2 percent of people who get stuck up in robberies actually get shot. ❞ 

❝ i don’t get my stash in the next 20 seconds, and the next one is going through your friends shoulder. ❞ 

❝ does medicare cover hip replacement? ❞ 

❝ i assume you can only do missionary. ❞ 

❝ i’m an ass guy. i wanna get behind that shit ❞ 

❝ that’s gonna require a hip replacement. ❞ 

❝ i’m not into having a nurse watch me get my fuck on all the time. ❞ 

❝ what the fuck are you talking about? your jokes don’t even make sense ❞ 

❝ you don’t get medicare until you’re 65. ❞ 

❝ his jokes are stupid. ❞ 

❝ his sense of humor is just mean. ❞ 

❝ we’re the same age, you ageist motherfucker. ❞ 

❝ we’re both millennials. ❞ 

❝ maybe you’re right. ❞ 

❝ i’m repaying an old debt. ❞ 

❝ okay, baby steps. ❞ 

❝ how else am i going to get them, nerd? ❞ 

❝ don’t forget to call me. ❞ 

❝ you can reject god, but he will not reject you. ❞ 

❝ don’t ever tell me to bring you something. you ask for it. ❞ 

❝ you look like shit man, you okay? ❞ 

❝ what, are you depressed or something? ❞ 

❝ every time we get together, it’s strictly business. ❞ 

❝ i don’t get to hear how you’re doing. ❞ 

❝ ___ and i broke up. ❞ 

❝ that’s fucked up man, bring it in. ❞ 

❝ let it out. ❞ 

❝ she doesn’t know what she’s missing. ❞ 

❝ i’m not the man i once was. ❞ 

❝ you’re like a drug dealing, asian brad pitt. ❞

❝ people won’t let me be. they won’t let me be. i just want to be. ❞

❝ just let me be. ❞

❝ you can be with me. i don’t give a shit ❞

❝ you can be whatever you want around me. ❞

❝ you just said i could be whoever i wanna be. ❞

❝ i just said that so you’d stop making me feel so uncomfortable. ❞

❝ sometimes i like men. sometimes i like women. sometimes i feel like a woman who like woman. ❞

❝ sometimes i like men. ❞

❝ sometimes i like women. ❞

❝ sometimes i feel like a woman who likes women. ❞

❝ just give me the fucking baggies. ❞

❝ i’m fucking tired of labels. ❞

❝ i’m just trying to be honest with you. ❞

❝ don’t do it.  ❞

❝ what took you so long?  ❞

❝ the guy kissed me on the mouth. you couldn’t show up two seconds earlier? ❞

❝ it was like she was jerking me off with her eyes. ❞

❝ the craziest part about it? i came. ❞

❝ i guess i’m pretty popular these days. ❞

❝ did you forget something? ❞

❝ i’m as clean as a virgins pussy. ❞

❝ i don’t know what footage you’re refering to. ❞

❝ i don’t have time for this shit. ❞

❝ that girl’s a criminal. ❞

❝ i didn’t take the money. ❞

❝ i’ve got some cash with your name on it. ❞

❝ no one needs to know. ❞

❝ i’m not built for this. ❞

❝ i’m not even falling for this one again. ❞

❝ you fucked her. i was going to marry her. ❞

❝ you stole her from me. ❞

❝ i bought her harry potter tickets. ❞

❝ we were going all the way. ❞

❝ shut up for a second.  ❞

❝ can you just speak english? ❞

❝ wow, you must be excited. ❞

❝ when are you coming back?  ❞

❝ that’s a lot of cash. ❞  

❝ it was a gift from a friend. ❞

❝ you and i have the potential to become very good friends. ❞ 

❝ i need to know something important. ❞ 

❝ do you have a car or plan on buying one? ❞ 

❝ n my experience, carpooling is important in building a serious relationship. ❞ 

❝ tandem bikes. we could right them around ironically. ❞ 

❝ you’re going to leave me hanging like that? ❞ 

❝ i’m not putting my hand down until you come back. ❞ 

❝ i fucking hate craigslist. ❞

[renhelps-blog]

MOVIE STARTERS VOL.3  ( TAKE THE 10 ) ( netflix original ) ACTS 5 & 6

           ** contains offensive material. feel free to change pronouns as neccesary.

MATTHEW 24:50

❝ i’ve been fucking texting you for an hour. ❞

❝ i just had my car stolen. ❞

❝ he forced me to be an accessory to a drive-by. ❞

❝ i have something i know is going to cheer you up. ❞

❝ don’t worry about that. ❞

❝ fuck it. let’s go. ❞

❝ don’t be homophobic. ❞

❝ i’m working. go away. ❞

❝ you never know who’s carrying around hepatitis, right? ❞

❝ sorry to drop in on you like this. ❞

❝ i wasn’t expecting you until tomorrow. ❞

❝ you look like shit. ❞

❝ _____’s going to fucking murder me when he sees me. ❞

❝ thrift stores smells like giving up. ❞

❝ these kids will wear an ironic shirt about not doing drugs and then do drugs while wearing that shirt. ❞

❝ be my guest. ❞

❝ i didn’t mean to interupt. ❞

❝  i didn’t mean steal it. ❞

❝ fucking cunt! ❞

❝ i don’t know who that is. ❞

❝ i’m starting to feel a little victimized. ❞

❝ i don’t think i can do that. ❞

❝ i don’t have a problem with that ❞

❝ you’re looking at 5 to 10 years in prison. ❞

BATTLE OF RAVENNA

❝ why you getting so defensive? ❞

❝ okay, damn. just asking a question. ❞

❝ are you mad at me? ❞

❝ let me make it up to you. ❞

❝ wanna get chair massages or something? ❞

❝ wanna get some food? ❞

❝ oh my god, i’m so hungry. ❞

❝pick a place. my treat . ❞

❝ you playing stupid right now? ❞

❝ calm down. it’s going to be fine. ❞

❝ don’t lose your temper. ❞

❝ you got his number and let him steal? ❞

❝ you’re a fucking thot. ❞

❝ i’m tired of you disrespecting me. ❞

❝ that hurt! ❞

❝ we’ve been together six years. ❞

❝ i’m just trying to get you to be honest with yourself. ❞

❝ i’m honest with you every single day. ❞

❝ why do you watch porn all the time when i’m right here? ❞

❝ _____, what kind of porn are you watching? ❞

❝ why the fuck would you ask me that question? ❞

❝ do you wanna fuck other girl or do you wanna sleep with men? ❞

❝ either one is okay. ❞

❝ i just need to know so i can stop lying to myself. ❞

❝ please, just tell me. ❞

❝ once i get back, i want all of your shit out of here. ❞

❝ would you do me a favor? ❞

❝ thank you, sweetheart. ❞

❝ please, don’t call me sweetheart. ❞

❝ you’re the best. ❞

❝ son of a bitch! ❞

❝ maybe you wanna sleep with men. ❞

❝ maybe that’s your thing. ❞

❝ man, fuck these labels! ❞

❝ no one puts me in a box. i put you in a box! ❞

❝ doing good. money and pussy. ❞

❝ keep it together. ❞

❝ what the fuck? are you serious? ❞

❝ i see you motherfucker. ❞

❝ you gonna send me to voicemail, you silly, sexy motherfucker?! ❞

❝ it’s showtime, motherfucker. ❞

❝ how you like them apples? ❞

❝ i know how to drive. ❞

❝ rest in peace, motherfuckers. ❞

[renhelps-blog]

MOVIE STARTERS VOL.2  ( TAKE THE 10 ) ( netflix original ) ACTS 3 & 4

           ** contains offensive material. feel free to change pronouns as neccesary.

AN UNSANCTIONED TRADE

❝ rise and shine, man. it’s a beautiful morning. ❞

❝ your face looks like my asshole! ❞

❝ get out of my room! ❞

❝ you look like a paraplegic ❞

❝ i’m seeing double over here. ❞

❝ move out and get a real job. ❞

❝ no one wants you here. ❞

❝ is that what you sound like when you’re cumming? ❞

❝ i can’t afford that. just give it to me for free. ❞

❝ this is my area of expertise. ❞

❝ if i wanted to know the price of some shitty meat in the meat market, i’d probably ask you. ❞

❝ i’ll give you $100 for two. ❞

❝ blow my dick with your mouth. ❞

❝ watch what you say in front of _____, you disrespectful cunt. ❞

❝ you hear that, _____? _____ wants me to suck their dick. ❞

❝ oh shit. we’re nailing this. ❞

❝ keep up that intensity. ❞

❝your syke friend is here to pick you up in his shit car . ❞

❝ were you in my room? ❞

❝ no, you paranoid fuck. ❞

❝ stay out of my shit. ❞

❝you’re poking around in my shit and i don’t like it . ❞

❝ why are you whispering? ❞

❝ i’m not whispering, you’re whispering. ❞

❝ fuck you! ❞

❝ sack up, go back in. ❞

❝ dude, that was rude of me.. ❞

❝ it’s too early for that. ❞

❝ you wanna hear something messed up? ❞

❝ that’s $500 down the drain. ❞

❝ i’ve been looking everywhere for that. ❞

❝ i thought we were cool. ❞

❝ i just took you to jumba juice. ❞

❝ it’s a very expensive addition to a smoothie, i get that.. ❞

❝ i feel like jesus over here. ❞

❝ i’m trying to give you something and i’m being persecuted. ❞

❝ you know what? i’m good. deal’s off. ❞

❝ real or fake, no one’s going to give a shit. ❞

❝ my first friend? broken leg. he can’t even walk right now. ❞

❝ i don’t know your friends. ❞

❝ they might have weak immune systems. ❞

❝ don’t call me on that sexy voice shit. ❞ 

❝ don’t come here on some bullshit. ❞ 

❝ don’t be late. ❞ 

❝ do you have cash? ❞ 

❝ those eyes got me. ❞ 

❝ it’s all good, baby. ❞ 

❝ just stop talking. ❞ 

❝ when that door’s closed, don’t bother me, don’t text me. nothing. ❞ 

❝ hand me that robe real quick. ❞ 

❝ do i look cold to you? ❞ 

❝ what the fuck you lookin’ at? ❞ 

❝ you’re that silly motherfucker that called me with the sexy ass voice? ❞ 

❝ don’t put your sausage fingerprints all over them, alright? it depreciates the value. ❞ 

❝ what the fuck are you laughing at? ❞ 

❝ what’s your problem? ❞ 

❝ every time we say we’re gonna, you have something going on. ❞ 

❝ what’s the wifi here? ❞ 

❝ you saying i don’t take care of that pussy? ❞ 

❝ you start some shit, but you can’t finish it when shit get’s real. ❞ 

❝ i’m not the one that’s scared. ❞ 

❝ get the fuck out of my way. ❞ 

❝ you touch me again and we’re going to have a fucking problem. ❞ 

❝ get the fuck off me! ❞ 

❝ inhale through the nose, exhale through the mouth. like you’re trying to fog up a window. ❞ 

❝ i gotta bounce so hurry the fuck up. ❞ 

❝ i heard you the first time. ❞ 

❝ thank you for treating me like a fucking adult. ❞ 

❝ i actually just got a call from work and i gotta work the double. ❞ 

❝ kind of a douche already. ❞ 

❝ pretty sure that was a laugh. ❞ 

❝ see? i’m not that bad when you give me a chance, right? ❞ 

❝ you should give me a call. ❞ 

❝ i saw this in a movie once. ❞ 

❝ what happened after? ❞ 

❝ he gets killed by her boyfriend. ❞ 

❝ fingers crossed it works out better for you. ❞ 

THE WHOLESOME FOODS SITUATION

❝ could’ve used a little more luck last night. ❞ 

❝ no fucking kidding. ❞ 

❝ ____ had to break their winning streak the night i bet on them, huh? ❞ 

❝ fucking bullshit, but whatever. ❞ 

❝ win some, lose some. ❞ 

❝ yeah, you’re shit out of luck. ❞ 

❝ i got so many rack, i can open a home depot. ❞ 

❝ come on, don’t do this. ❞ 

❝ i didn’t know you were coming so soon. ❞ 

❝ you gotta come from good stock. ❞ 

❝ you know what happens when you don’t have my money? ❞ 

❝ it looks like i have a c-section scar. ❞ 

❝ do you have all my motherfucking money. ❞ 

❝ the only change i’d like is in your damn attitude. ❞ 

❝ i’m calm as a motherfucking cucumber. ❞ 

❝ stand the fuck up. ❞ 

❝ i’m color blind when it comes to stereotypes. ❞ 

❝ maybe i’m not good at math and this is my fault. ❞ 

❝ give me a reason i shouldn’t shoot one of your fucking nuts off. ❞ 

❝ you know i’m good for it. ❞ 

❝ i know you need it. i need it more. ❞

❝no, i’m not gambling again, you idiot . ❞ 

❝ all right, forget it. fuck you. ❞ 

❝ i’ll pay you back. ❞ 

❝ you got a problem with me? ❞ 

❝ sit down, make yourself comfortable. ❞ 

❝ guy thinks he can come around whenever and check up on me like i’m a little boy. ❞ 

❝ this boy’s all grown up! ❞ 

❝ i’m nineteen and work here. ❞ 

❝ i’m sorry i yelled at you. ❞ 

❝ i’m under a lot of pressure. ❞

[renhelps-blog]

MOVIE STARTERS VOL.1  ( TAKE THE 10 ) ( netflix original ) ACTS 1 & 2

            ** contains offensive material. feel free to change pronouns as neccesary.

OPENING ACT

❝ it’s called acting. ❞

❝ if you wrote a script that i suck your dick for five minutes, i would do it. ❞

❝ i wouldn’t suck your dick for six minutes. ❞ 

❝ does that make me gay? ❞ 

❝ why am i the one paying you to suck my dick? ❞ 

❝ that just makes me a really good actor. ❞ 

❝ would you rather suck my dick? ❞ 

❝ i don’t wanna suck anyone’s dick. ❞ 

❝ i’ll get you your money. ❞ 

❝ don’t worry about it. ❞ 

❝ i don’t know what you’re talking about. ❞ 

❝ fuck it. ❞

❝ call the cop. ❞

❝ i don’t care anymore. ❞

❝ what happened? ❞

❝ i am so screwed. ❞

❝ you are such a drama queen sometimes. ❞ 

THE 1997 TOYOTA COROLLA

❝ i’ll see you there. ❞

❝ the word for please is ‘por favor’. ❞

❝ start the car, let’s go! ❞

❝ don’t slam the door! ❞

❝ what the fuck are you listening to? ❞

❝ i gotta change this. ❞

❝ i’m learning portuguese. ❞

❝ what’s wrong with this? ❞  

❝ why isn’t it working? ❞ 

❝ can we not with the merchandise? ❞ 

❝ when did you start smoking? ❞ 

❝ i needed to change things up, okay?. ❞ 

❝ it was either this or scientology. ❞ 

❝ it makes my face look fat. ❞ 

❝ are you even listening to me? ❞ 

❝ that’s pretty selfish of you. ❞ 

❝ i can’t go to a concert. ❞ 

❝ i’m booked up. ❞ 

❝ do you know what i had to do to get these tickets? ❞ 

❝ grow up. ❞ 

❝ get a life. ❞ 

❝ what are you packing for? ❞ 

❝ i’m going to brazil. ❞ 

❝ not yet, but i will. ❞ 

❝ we’re going to the concert. ❞ 

❝ we’re not going to the concert. ❞ 

❝ i’m serious this time. you’re not going to talk me out of it, okay? ❞ 

❝ you’re still coming with me, right? ❞ 

❝ i’m coming with you, okay? ❞ 

❝ stop being such a downer. ❞ 

❝ i’m not a downer. ❞ 

❝ it’s like the boy who cried wolf and then got gang-banged by the wolf and all his friends. ❞ 

❝ i don’t wanna hear another word from you. ❞ 

❝ can we go over this whole moving to another continent idea? ❞ 

❝ i just want to make sure we’re not gonna regret it forever. ❞ 

❝ that’s a good idea. ❞ 

❝ shit, you tryna smoke that? ❞ 

❝ you wanna snort it? ❞ 

❝ you’re fucking crazy. ❞ 

❝ i’m in. ❞ 

❝ that’s what you’ve been doing in your spare time? ❞ 

❝ that’s weird. ❞ 

❝ i don’t know how to explain this. ❞ 

❝ your plan is fucking dumb as shit. ❞ 

❝ does that make sense? ❞ 

❝ have fun making minimum wage. ❞ 

❝ we don’t have any job prospects, so we can’t make money. ❞ 

❝ we don’t know anyone. ❞ 

❝ we don’t have a social life. ❞ 

❝ we have to wear a condom when we have sex. ❞ 

❝ that means no pulling out. ❞ 

❝ let’s take it down a couple notches. ❞ 

❝ i’m dicking down some beautiful brazilian, getting confident, i start long-stroking her. BOOM. condom breaks. ❞ 

❝ i don’t know you. ❞ 

❝ i ask the tough questions, ___, and so should you. ❞ 

❝ you have a very bright future ahead of you. ❞ 

❝ thank you. i know i do. ❞ 

❝ this shoulder has your name written all over it. ❞ 

❝ if you need a good cry, man, let the tears flow.. ❞ 

❝ what are you talking about? ❞ 

❝ i have no problem taking your sloppy seconds. ❞ 

❝ i prefer your sloppy seconds. it’s like your stamp of approval on the pussy. ❞ 

❝ really? this is how you wanna come at me this early in the morning? ❞ 

❝ why don’t you ask about my grandma’s demetia while you’re at it? ❞ 

❝ i’m going with or without you. ❞ 

❝ i freaking hate this place. ❞ 

❝ i don’t mean for this to sound racist, but that music is killing me. ❞ 

❝ ‘brazilian’ is my favorite porn search word before ‘drunk’ and ‘amateur’. ❞ 

❝ we will take the first flight in the morning. ❞ 

❝ my word is my bond. ❞ 

❝ would you pay me $300 if i performed sexual favors on your body? ❞ 

❝ stop standing in the door like a fucking weirdo. ❞ 

❝ i got something i wanna talk to you about. ❞ 

❝ you really didn’t think i was going to find out, did you? ❞ 

❝ you’re carrying a lot of dead weight. ❞ 

❝ he fucking stole from you and you don’t even fucking know it. ❞ 

❝ i don’t have that kind of money. ❞ 

❝ i’m fucking crazy. ❞ 

❝ did you get in trouble? ❞ 

❝ he’s gonna go to the police. ❞ 

❝ go home, pack, and get your passport. we leave today. ❞ 

❝ i was so nervous to sell my stuff on craigslist, ‘cause there’s a bunch of weirdos, but you look totally normal. ❞ 

❝ there’s a ot of weirdos online trying to take advantage of you. ❞ 

❝ you gotta check out the merchandise. ❞ 

❝ i was thinking that you could drive and i could ride shotgun. ❞ 

❝ you’re almost as big as that truck. ❞ 

❝ you think i’m stupid?! ❞ 

❝ i don’t do that. that’s not my thing. ❞ 

❝ you’re so nervous. i’m just messing with you. ❞ 

❝ you need to loosen up. you’re so tense. ❞ 

❝ why is he in the trunk? ❞ 

❝ i couldn’t help but notice your rich accent. it’s just so beautiful, the way it rolls off your tongue. ❞ 

❝ he’ll probably send out an amber alert if i’m not back soon. ❞ 

❝ can we not do this while i drive? ❞ 

❝ i have a phobia about things going near my eye. ❞ 

❝ i won’t tell the cops. just let me go. ❞ 

❝ what happened to your accent? why would you fake an accent ❞ 

❝ that’s really a social commentary on how you’re more empathetic to people who speak with accents. ❞ 

❝ i’m going to ask you one more time. ❞ 

❝ i don’t think i’m the best candidate for this job. ❞ 

❝ i’m a great team leader. my resume speaks volumes to that. ❞ 

❝ being a get away driver is not one of my strong points. ❞ 

❝ i’m feeling very spontaneous today. ❞ 

❝ i can’t wait for you to see what i got my mom for mother’s day. ❞ 

❝ can’t this piece of shit go any faster. ❞ 

❝ i am going to consider that disobedience. ❞ 

❝ what do you do when a dog disobeys you? you put that bitch down. ❞ 

❝ he thinks he’s better than me because he drives that imported piece of shit. ❞ 

❝ see what you made me do? ❞ 

❝ i take melatonin every night. ❞ 

❝ they stole my car and are trying to kill me. ❞ 

❝don’t you dare put me on hold! ❞

[renhelps-blog]

SONG STARTERS VOL.6  ( SCARFACE ) ( JADEN SMITH )

❝ all you jokers think i’m tripping ❞

❝ better think again. ❞

❝ he’s a cool guy. ❞

❝ pool side. ❞

❝ got a nice ride. ❞

❝ too excited. ❞

❝ i don’t sink in it. ❞

❝ no. ❞

❝ he’s just tryna make the pain go away. ❞

❝ make the fame go away. ❞

❝ it’s all about now. ❞  

❝ right now. ❞

❝ no past, no future. ❞

❝ no past. ❞

❝ no future. ❞

❝ you got a pass. ❞

❝ get up on stage. ❞

❝ we dance to the music. ❞

❝ it’s crazy ‘cause all of them sound so the same. ❞

❝ you driving them places. ❞

❝ you changing them faces. ❞

❝ they all know your name. ❞  

❝ do i look like scarface?. ❞

❝ we should go far away. ❞

❝ i ain’t get your call today. ❞

❝ they say i’m famous. ❞

❝ it’s hard to say. ❞

❝ look at the carpet. ❞ 

❝ it’s bargain day. ❞ 

❝ that’s why i hate when you talk to me. ❞ 

❝ slurring my words. ❞ 

❝i know that all of you heard of me. ❞ 

❝ i be that kid that just speaks with his certainty. ❞ 

❝ i got this jewelry on purposefully. ❞ 

❝ just so you know. ❞ 

❝ things came down in a flurry. ❞ 

❝ i stay on the high note. ❞ 

❝ come and get hype with me. ❞ 

❝ you try to see. ❞ 

❝ handle it privately. ❞ 

❝ why did you lie to me? ❞ 

❝ why did you? ❞ 

❝ baby girl, just know your enemies. ❞ 

❝ baby girl, make sure you remember me. ❞ 

❝ who? ❞ 

❝ i’m not going to waste my inner chi ❞ 

❝ tryna finish me? ❞ 

❝ kill a joker with my imagery. ❞ 

❝ the government will not be killing me. ❞ 

❝ i’mma bet pounds right now. ❞ 

❝ if a tree fell down and no one was around, you think that it would even make a sound? ❞ 

❝ would it even touch the ground? ❞ 

❝ you think it would even make a sound? ❞ 

❝ is galileo in town? ❞ 

❝ find ‘em hanging by a string ❞ 

❝ tell me what you think. ❞ 

❝ in my mind, i am the king. ❞ 

❝ i’ll turn everything to pink. ❞ 

❝ don’t make a sound ❞ 

❝ no... no! ❞ 

❝ help me wash my cuban links. ❞ 

❝ come and kick it in the sink. ❞ 

❝ i’ve been here before, i think? ❞

[renhelps-blog]

SONG STARTERS VOL.5  ( RED OPPS ) ( 21 SAVAGE )

❝ I pull up, roll the window down and *imitates gun shot* ❞

❝ I just bought a pistol. ❞

❝ it’s got 30 rounds in it. ❞

❝ Watch them drown in it. ❞

❝ I’m on that slaughter gang shit. ❞

❝ Murder gang shit. ❞

❝ You’re a bitch ‘cause I ran off with your shit. ❞

❝ I’m a real right blood. ❞

❝ You don’t pull up on the avenue. ❞

❝ I bought a brand new drop. ❞

❝ Young savage. ❞  

❝ Bitch, keep your legs closed. ❞

❝ All I want is top. ❞

❝ Pull up at your momma’s house. ❞

❝ Ya’ll gone call the cops. ❞

❝ Put some rounds in it. ❞

❝ Two guns up. ❞

❝ I’m a big dog. ❞

❝ i don’t give a fuck. ❞

❝ You a pup. ❞

❝ Shoot it up. ❞

❝ You said you was trapping. ❞  

❝ I heard that’s a lie. ❞

❝ You can keep the skinny bitch. ❞

❝ I like a fat ass and thighs. ❞

❝ Bitch, I’m a young savage. ❞

❝ Your baby daddy know not to try. ❞

[renhelps-blog]

SONG STARTERS VOL.4  ( SORRY ) ( BEYONCE )

❝ So what are you going to say at my funeral? ❞

❝ So what are you going to say at my funeral, now that you’ve killed me? ❞

❝ Here lies the body of the love of my life who’s heart I broke without a gun to my head. ❞ 

❝ Here lies the mother of my children both living and dead. ❞ 

❝ Rest in peace my true love. ❞ 

❝ Rest in my peace my true love, who i took for granted. ❞ 

❝ most bomb pussy. ❞ 

❝ who because of me, sleep evaded, her shroud is loneliness. ❞

❝ because of me. ❞ 

❝ her shroud is loneliness. ❞ 

❝ her god was listening. ❞ 

❝ her heaven will be a love without betrayal. ❞ 

❝ ashes to ashes. ❞ 

❝ dust to sidechicks. ❞

❝ sorry. ❞ 

❝ i ain’t sorry. ❞ 

❝ me and my ladies. ❞ 

❝ me and my ladies sip my d’usse cups. ❞ 

❝ i don’t give a fuck. ❞ 

❝ chucking my deuces up. ❞ 

❝ suck on my balls. ❞ 

❝ pause. ❞ 

❝ i had enough. ❞ 

❝ middle fingers up. ❞ 

❝ put them hands high. ❞ 

❝ wave it in his face. ❞ 

❝ tell ‘em boy bye. ❞ 

❝ boy, bye. ❞ 

❝ no, no, hell nah.. ❞ 

❝ now you want to say you’re sorry. ❞

❝ now you want to call me crying. ❞ 

❝ now you gotta see me wildin’. ❞ 

❝ now i’m the one that’s lying. ❞ 

❝ i don’t feel bad about it. ❞ 

❝ it’s exactly what you get. ❞ 

❝ stop interrupting my grinding. ❞ 

❝ you’re interrupting my grinding. ❞ 

❝ looking at my watch, he should’ve been home. ❞ 

❝ today, i regret the night i put that ring on. ❞ 

❝ he always got them fucking excuses. ❞ 

❝ i pray to the lord. ❞ 

❝ reveal what his truth is. ❞ 

❝ i left a note in the hallway. ❞ 

❝ by the time you read it, i’ll be far away. ❞ 

❝ i’m far away. ❞ 

❝ i ain’t fucking with nobody. ❞ 

❝ let’s have a toast to the good life. ❞ 

❝ suicide before you see this tear fall down my eyes. ❞

❝ me and my baby. ❞ 

❝ me and my baby, we gone be alright. ❞ 

❝ we gone be alright. ❞ 

❝ we gon’ live a good life. ❞ 

❝ big homie better grow up. ❞ 

❝ they sneaking out the back door. ❞ 

❝ he only wants me when i’m not there. ❞ 

❝ he better call becky with the good hair. ❞

[renhelps-blog]

SONG STARTERS VOL.3  ( GOOD ASS INTRO ) ( CHANCE THE RAPPER )

❛ even better than i was the last time. ❜

❛ yo, we back. ❜

❛ i’m good. so good. ❜

❛ raps just make me anxious. ❜

❛ acid made me crazy. ❜

❛ that wax just made me lazy.  ❜

❛ wilding like that coyote ❜

❛ if you ever actually hit me... ❜

❛ better watch out for my brother ❜

❛ better bet i’d take that deal ❜

❛ gotta watch out for my mother ❜

❛ get a watch with all that glitters ❜

❛ did i stutter? ❜

❛ did a ton of drugs and did better than my Alma mater ❜

❛ i can’t complain ❜

❛ i got some motherfucking business ❜

❛ how many lab partners have i fucked since i got suspended? ❜

❛ you did it. ❜

❛ you did a good ass job ❜

❛ i’m good. ❜

❛ it’s a word. ❜

❛ God, I’m good. ❜

❛ swear i couldn’t be better. ❜

❛ kicking dirt on the shirt of lames. ❜

❛ keep a tab on my exes  ❜

❛ keep some x on my tongue ❜

❛ keep my work out in texas. ❜

❛ that’s just me flexing my lungs ❜

❛ see them showing they teeth? ❜

❛ that’s just them flapping they gums. ❜

❛ i’m snapping. ❜

❛ please say the rapper ❜

❛ replay the replays ❜

❛ cremate your teammates and freebase the ashes. ❜

❛ it’s just us. ❜

❛ trust ya bottom bitch. ❜

❛ my stuff the fucking bomb ❜

❛ i’m the motherfucking fucker. ❜

❛ ain’t even fucking done ❜

❛ fucking done ❜

[jacksepticfly-blog]

cant wait to see what 2017 has in store for the channel and this community!ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ☆