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[reniform-pups]

this blog is kind of like a character blog except im not very committed to the bit at all and its not even really clear what the character is supposed to be

[xylophonetangerine]

I didn't even know they had a category for that

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[skytouches]

“Finally, Some Concrete Career Advice” by Natalie Shapero, published by The Rumpus

[reniform-pups]

im gonna be real i always assumed that sexy tv person from deltarune was a woman

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[lakemojave]

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

[communistkenobi]

great reasons for accusing students of using AI:

you're racist and think there's no way racialized students could write an essay this good

you need to decrease your class average because it's the end of the semester and you haven't met your target average

one of your TAs gave out too many As and you don't want to regrade anything

you haven't redesigned your course in years and students have gotten advice on how to write their essay from past students

you're pissed off at a student with disability accommodations for making you do extra work

you want to feel powerful

you got into a fight with your wife

you want to bond with other professors over how lazy kids are these days and swap juicy stories about students crying in your office

you want social media clout

[infectiouspiss]

a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[reniform-pups]

:3

:3

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️

[hateusandseeifwemind]

Hate when doomed people are like "but thats ok i'll figure it out, i'll make it!" arent you forgetting your station

[1eos]

[reniform-pups]

im so good at posting i should write a play or some shit

[reniform-pups]

im just saying theres nothing stopping us from building a couple more pyramids . like i just think its worth considering