Bomb the Vatican!

what's up i'm benji! i have type 1 diabetes and it sucks!

[sylceon-blog]

the real personality indicator is if you’d rather play with your partner’s hair or have them play with yours

[sylceon-blog]

reblog and add which one you’d prefer, i’d wanna play with theirs

[archiemcphee]

[shelgon]

The new Pokémon revealed: Melmetal.

Meltan’s evolution has been revealed. This is a brand new Pokémon called Melmetal. It is also a Steel-type. In Pokémon GO it requires 400 Meltan Candy to evolve into Melmetal. Melmetal also has a new move called Double Iron Bash.

Source:

Contains up-to-date news, databases and information about all Pok

[weirdmageddon]

[maria-ruta]

[justsomeantifas]

jeff bezos:

hellen keller a literal anticapitalist:

[odins-nose-deactivated20141228]

[deerwife]

[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[depsidase]

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

CVS ain’t fucking around anymore.

[sonichedgeblog]

Tails taken down by Picky, from the arcade version of ‘Fighting Vipers’, accessed via hacking.

[shm128iii]

Same energy.

[lethecreator]

Git outta here

[queenrhenna]

[immaplatypus]

my grandma just shared this yet at first look it’s senseless enough to be peak millennial humor

[omegamodecomic]

Mario and Bowser discover the Internet’s latest and greatest(?) fad.

[elecmon]

[dearnonnatives]

[winterbramble]

I think I’ve literally never related to a character more than I have to Ruby

[getofftheinternerd]

[violaslayvis]

I can’t wait til I’m able to see “The United States of America (1776-20xx)” on Wikipedia. With the whole article being in past tense.