Princess Peach @rennepudding - Tumblr Blog

Why was I today years old when I learned that lead compounds taste SWEET and THAT'S why kids eating paint chips back in the day was a concern?

entomologistologist

people these days, it's always "stop eating lead" and "lead is poisonous" and never "was the lead yummy?" or "you looked really cool eating those tasty lead chips" smh

trans-ralsei

caughtthedarkness93

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

jokeboy-deactivated20260221

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

missinyouiskillingme

“People always say that it hurts at night and apparently screaming into your pillow at 3am is the romantic equivalent of being heartbroken. But sometimes it’s 9am on a tuesday morning and you’re standing at the kitchen bench waiting for the toast to pop up And the smell of dusty sunlight and earl gray tea makes you miss him so much you don’t know what to do with your hands.”

— Rosie Scanlan, “On Missing Them”

draintheblood

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

chopper2277

sir….

incomprehensible-guide

gravityjunior

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

podcastwizard

TITS BACK ON TUMBLR???

DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!

#POST TITS

sayruq

depsidase

parkchanwoohoo

"uwu nonbinary people can call themselves lesbians uwuuuuu" you're a fucking lesbophobic freak.

If I'm lesbophobic, care to explain this?

parkchanwoohoo

I see you and I hear you. I have a lot of learning and growing to you and it's clear that you're all very passionate about this. I plan to continue learning and improving as a person and I hope to prove that I am not defined by my immature past 😔

shadythetortie

Okay, don't get me wrong here. I LOVE Jurassic Park. I love seeing their dinosaurs. But after watching Prehistoric Planet, and going back to look at this...

And then looking at this...

Notice how much healthier the second set looks? Their lips cover their teeth, they actually have fat on their bodies, their skin doesn't wrinkle like they're dehydrated. You can't see every single tendon and muscle move because you aren't supposed to. Dinosaurs are animals, not reptilian body-builders.

THIS is the kind of change I want to see in how we create realistic depictions of not only dinosaurs, but all prehistoric creatures. Paleoart has always had a huge issue with shrink-wrapping and making these animals look terrifying instead of making them look like, well, animals.

Well done, BBC.

shadythetortie

STOP BACKYARD BREEDING YOUR DINOSAURS

Get your Tyrannosaurs from responsible, DKC registered breeders! Anyone who says your rex should be skinny or 'thats just how they are' is lying to you.