I Don’t Know What To Call This Shit Anymore

Meta is dead, long live the poor reading comprehension website. Nicole/Nic, 32, she/they but friends may use dude/bro/other male-implying words. Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/175006928

[justspilledcoffee]

Weighted blanket is not enough I need to be compressed into .zip format

[souvenirs]

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[justspilledcoffee]

Pro tip: if you ever need to buy yourself some time in a social or professional setting, bring up 9/11. This will trigger an unskippable cutscene wherein everyone born before the turn of the millennium explains exactly what happened to them that day.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[anitapallenberg]

Sweet Charity (1969) | Dir. Bob Fosse

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[kosmogrl]

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[radicalgraff]

Putting anti-capitalist stickers on ads in NYC

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[charl0ttan]

you dont truly know how their fur pets. you will never know them like that

[charl0ttan]

furthermore they have no clue you even exist

[depsidase]

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[mossgirl]