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what if in full metal alchemist instead of putting the little brother in a robot they put him into a plate of noodles and they called him alfredo just to be a dick and everynight he cried into his fettucine whispering “my name is alphonse"

the-transfeminine-mystique

what kind of fuckin cues did they give to the voice actor who was tasked with saying “Fullmetal Alchemist” a couple thousand times? bc like it varies based on the context, were they just like “ok now we want you to say it as if it means ‘your entire family was just killed and your town was burned.’ Ok that was great, now say it as though it means ‘i was the only one who bet on the right horse at the Kentucky Derby’”

argothiathedreamer

gayroytheory

#greed used to own a bar and now he can’t even legally drink (x)

viria

don’t forget

geniusface

Yknow we praise FMA a lot, and rightfully so, but I think we sometimes overlook Arakawa's simple yet powerful artistic flex of making her deuteragonist an insanly detailed suit of armor. She committed herself to drawing that suit over and over and over again and goddamn if she didn't nail it

borkthemork

I know right?! Not only did she have to draw his armor numerous times, but with the use of the right context, words, lighting, and shading she was able to create a suit of armor into the most expressive body even with its lack of ability to emote like a human. It’s really impressive and we got to give Arakawa so much credit for this!

pixiescout

Announcer voice: Fullmetal Alchemist, pause, Fullmetal Alchemist Maysketchaday

dotsz

good: ed can tell ling and greed apart

better: ed can’t tell ling and greed apart and doesn’t give a shit about trying

galaxy brain: ed can absolutely tell them apart, but gets it wrong on purpose to piss them off

atomicpowered

Ling Yao is one of the luckiest sons a bitches in FMA, he has repeatedly been in situations that if it wasn’t the right place and time he would have fucked entirely fully and completely up. to wit: been very in jail when a serial murderer just so happened to pass by and convincing him to not only let him out but also not murder him! as just one of the examples. His entire “”””plan””” is to make an incredibly rash decision and then roll nat 20s through the entire encounter until the event is over for him and it Works pretty much every time.

It is amazing.

humming-fly

but fucking Actually though

dude straight up arrives in a foreign country with no plan, no money, no food and no sense and when he passes out in an abandoned alley instead of being eaten by rats like any respectable member of society he instead gets literally plucked up by not one, but TWO alchemists that just so happen to be two thirds of the total number of living people that know the secret of a philosopher’s stone and Aren’t in on the massive government conspiracy to murder everyone

from the second this asshole entered canon he was already bending the laws of reality to his will while face down in the dirt

#ling yao you absolute legend

obstsaft

I am the called by many names I am the world, I am the universe, I am god, I am truth, I am all, I am one, and I am you.

rotblut

I’ll give half of my life to you and you give half of yours to me!!

hiragis

The shell of who they once were slowly peeled away. No one could blame them. They didn’t have anything. Every little bit slipped away from their finger tips.

That night, everything changed. Everything changed when they decided to defy the truth.

DON’T FORGET 3.OCT.11