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alis grave nil; nothing is heavy to those who have wings  ASK.  amoeba(e) on my blog

[keybladesoras]

I just don’t think men understand how everything is different for us. I can think of a million examples from this week alone.

[algrenion]

think my mum just sent me a whole buncha weed butter in the mail??

[algrenion]

this is almost certainly weed butter

[algrenion]

so it’s still technically unconfirmed that this is actually weed butter  so im doing a science experiment - i made crepes with it and ate 6

lets wait an hour and see what happens

[algrenion]

i asked my mum if it was weed butter hours ago and just after i made the last post she sent me this

maybe i shouldnt have ate six

[zaxal]

[algrenion]

ive never seen a more appropriate usage of this reference

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[denalifoxx-deactivated20220703]

Why did you decide to match the hair to the dress?

[dbejfdewfbwekf-deactivated20211]

mango season is coming !! you know what that means ??!! it means life is gonna get better soon !!!

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

imagine

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

Truly a ferocious predator.

[verceri-deactivated20141109]

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

[itsa-me-amelie]

the big wolves are his younger sisters

[formerprincewille]

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

[thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout]

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?

[memecage]

Is this the meaning of ascended ?

[mysharona1987]

[bob-belcher]

[kitty]

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[awwww-cute]

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[guzarnewala]

u know what? imma hold my own hand 😤

[lemonwafers]

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

THIS is good communication.

[whotfismooseagain]

That’s a quality response

[handsomemelanin-deactivated2023]

Amazing response

[mysharona1987]

Some more funny library signs.

[yangxaiolong]

Wasn’t going to reblog this, but I am a student at the University of St Andrews and THAT SIGN WAS A JOKE OKAY

[dankmemeuniversity]