[begans-deactivated20200826]

she took the strap in the divorce

[themusicdirectory]

Visit Original Link

[mooglemain]

MY LOVE IS WIDER THAN VICTORIA LAKE.

TALLER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE.

IT DIVES, IT JUMPS.

I. CAN’T. GIVE. YOU. MORE THAN. THAT….

SURELY YOU WANT ME BAAAAAACK

[tasteslikepriondisease-deactiva]

[yvessaintlesbienne]

😂

[hennypendergrass]

I just had some dairy free chocolate milk and that shit taste like chocolate chalk. I’m mad as fuck and they got the nerve to charge almost $4 for that shit

[ivthetruth]

Thats what yo ass get for buying it

[hennypendergrass]

It is tho I can’t even argue with you

[browsedankmemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

I don’t understand this but I understand it

[kingjaffejoffer]

Me, watching everyone on their “Delete Facebook” wave when I never fucked with it in the first place

[dripseason]

NOT EVERY NIGGA TRYNA FUCK AND LEAVE ‼️ Stop having that mindset

[lildolemite]

I am

[scornpios]

W’Kabi: Would you kill me my love?

Okoye:

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

[blackberryshawty]

Just ripped a $130 Ralph Lauren fitted sheet with a jagged toenail because like this is just like… my life apparently 🤦🏽‍♀️

[kingjaffejoffer]

nigga are you a velociraptor

[theonion]

KEARNEY, NJ—Convinced that he was going “straight to hell” for chuckling at a “rule 34” meme involving Peppa Pig, local man Kevin Morgan was reportedly unaware Monday that he would, in fact, suffer eternal damnation for helping his sister get an abortion. “Oh, man, this is so wrong and I know I’ll rot in hell for laughing, but I just can’t help it,” said Morgan, whose repeated disembowelment at the hands of horned demons would actually be for driving his 15-year-old sibling to an unlicensed clinic in 2011 to terminate a pregnancy from a man who was not her husband. “I bet there’s a special place down there for people like me [who worked two extra shifts to pay for the procedure]. God, please forgive me, because my soul is definitely doomed for [never once trying to talk her out of it, even when she was having second thoughts].” At press time, Morgan had reportedly not sealed his fate by sharing the meme with his friends along with the caption “remember Peppa?” but by promising to take his sister’s secret to the grave.

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[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Black Panther (2018) dir; Ryan Coogler

[blackberryshawty]

Me hungover in bed googling alcohol withdrawal timeline” like it’s the first time I’ve ever done this and not the hundredth

[repressive-catholic]

Literally every time i am hungover i look up ways to beat a hangover. Knowing good and well that me v. hangovers has a 0-129 record. 

[its-spooky-bitch]

This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.

[slutsbutts]

You know he had to do it to em

[its-spooky-bitch]

What????

[drkarayua]

[its-spooky-bitch]

f UCK