daughter of robot

screaming into the void since 2013

[turing-tested]

very sorry to inform you but color coordinated christmas trees suck and if your christmas tree doesn't look like multicolored sparkling garbage you're doing it wrong

[dumini]

[inahiddenplace]

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

[funneeb]

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

[evertestati]

[fairycosmos]

i look in the mirror, i lose my mind a little, i cry on public transport, i walk through a fluorescent supermarket, i have slow and confusing dreams at night. you know how it is

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. ‘what if i want to use this for studying later’ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life

[friedfriends]

me eating any food that wasn't made by my mom: this is okay but it's not as good as my moms

[hotboyproblems]

someone my age with money: yeah so I just bought this new car and-

me: that’s cool. I can’t really afford to buy anything for a while because I bought gum yesterday

[roseoilz]

u know what’s kinda stupid……….the fact tht if u don’t have money then u can’t do ….literally anything

[spookyluigi]

[0mpx]

Logging into tumblr today

[mybuckystar]

some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about

you will in fact continue to have acne past the age of twenty

you will eventually hit a point where you start to feel icky inside if you go too long without eating some sort of vegetables

depending on your current level of athleticism/physical activity as well as the kind of activities you did as a kid/teenager, your joints may start acting whack in your twenties, despite what everyone says about that not happening until middle age

eventually you will reach a point where you wonder how you were able to stay up until 3am nearly every night and be perfectly fine the next day (and this moment will come much younger than you expect)

it is much harder to meet new people after you’re done with school than sitcoms would have you believe

don’t let society tell you shit: it is perfectly acceptable to live with your parents after you graduate, there’s no need to be broke and miserable just so you can have some misguided attempt at independence straight out of school

[pheraen-king01]

ADHD hell brain: you want something

Me: ok, what?

AHDH hell brain: something.

Me: …what something?

ADHD hell brain: sound.

Me: ok? Music? Netflix? YouTube?

ADHD hell brain: …..you want something…

[yekkes]

I think a very revealing moment on Queer Eye was when Tan said to the man they were making over: “I look good for my husband, what are you doing to keep her?” And it like. Absolutely astounded, dumbfounded this man that he should possibly be doing anything for his wife other than merely Exist as her husband

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

[liddrose]

listen. cut off your hair. cut off all your damn hair. do you ever hear a man wondering if he’s too ugly to have short hair? no!!! there is no such thing as too ugly to have short hair. if you don’t want your hair, just cut off your hair. it feels so so so good.