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[setheverman]

what’s the mood… for april?

[mediumsizedboy]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“IM TRAPPED IN SNAILS BODY” written in snail slime on the ground

[gdayhowareya-deactivated2020011]

full fruit trees in random yards that I pass while driving are more tempting to me than any man ever will be

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

this is what got us kicked out of eden, cuz u hoes can’t follow rules

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[hyperspacial]

[sucboy-deactivated20200423]

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

[yellew]

before and after work

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fruityogurt]

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

[mothma-byebye]

squeak squeak

[wickedseahag]

gays! clean your room

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[jwasontodd]

[pinkvhs-deactivated20251014]

THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE

[bogwizzerd]

important addition (from his latest insta post)

[iameverysparklywoman]

Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship

[valtsv]

no one talk to me im unknowable

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

> at the weed store

> weed bartender is wiping the counter down

> “What can i getcha?”

> “you got any of that weed that makes you fucked up and evil?”

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job