cold bitch

rhian, 21, I make dumb art instagram: rhiansucks art instagram: heavyheartillustration

[clawmarks]

[duriduribambam]

‪my last braincell and my last serotonin molecule trying to figure what to do so I can have a decent day

[noelbadgespugh]

[whimsical-death]

Do you still sell nudes?

never actually sold any but message me off anon??

[whimsical-death]

some dirty mirror pictures because i’m feeling p confident about my body at the moment

[whimsical-death]

some spicy pics

[dryadgirlie]

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

[iguanamouth]

if u coulf chnge ur name what would u change it to

fourty exclamation points in a row and it is pronounced like a person screaming

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[anexperimentallife]

A literary hero.

[i-gwarth]

You’re welcome

[thesporkidentity]

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[continuants]

[pause for peep]

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

[lovlae]

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

[teathattast]

aaaaAAAAAHHHHHH

[d0esntmakesense]

same

[bel-cielo-invernale-deactivated]

This is how I react when somebody is trying to take a picture of me

[shuhvon]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

This is outrageous

[lord-king-saint]

[gracklesong]

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

[dragon-in-a-fez]

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: εὐάστερος (euasteros), rich in stars