I tried

Just another blog

[gifak-net]

[kindamindless]

I laughed way too much

[askfordoodles]

that is the most cartoony wildlife footage ever captured.

[thetalee]

The fucking squirrel thing, though.

[thenatsdorf]

Traferret jam.

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[swordlesbianopinions]

i possess an unreasonable number of swords. which is to say, none, which is an unreasonable number i think personally

[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[100493503004422]

“but mr. shakespeare, isn’t romeo and juliet a tragedy?”

“hell no i write sins not tragedies”

[thenewmetropolitan]

[the-frozen-city]

Gives me life

[narcissitictrash-blog]

@reserved-for-ayma could help our English?

[takaoka]

Robot escapes facility, runs out of battery 160 feet later

[cl0wnhole]

what a dumbass

[unstrayght]

Me graduating highschool

[greggaraki]

who is going to ride or die for me this hard

[thessagray]

say something im giving up on school

[zzzzz738367238634-deactivated20]

make shorter posts im too lazy to read

[butthorn]

[emmyrussum]

Alice in Wonderland (1951)

[reading-out-loud]

Without music, life would be a mistake. ― Friedrich Nietzsche

[timemachineyeah]

Sometimes I think about the future of self driving cars and how everyone I talk to about that future is like “okay but in an emergency we’ll be able to take back manual control, right?” and I usually placate them by saying, yeah, that’s totally how it’ll happen, but actually we’re already seeing the opposite. Cars with “self driving” features like steering and breaking that kick in and take control from the driver if the driver is about to rear end someone or is in a dangerous situation because the truth is computers can think faster and have better reflexes than us and I think about this going into the future and how if the self-driving cars are able to share their data with each other and learn from the driving experiences of every car on the road soon we’ll have cars that are so massively experienced at driving and avoiding accidents and making microsecond decisions and partial degree turns of the wheels and being so damn precise that automobile accidents will be almost unheard of and that’s when we’ll develop the most wasteful hilarious extreme sport in history where a single human driver will go up against an arena of ultra smart self driving cars and just by driving around recklessly try to coral them into crashing into each other and I tell you I would watch that sport all day.

[thestudentprincesss]

#this didn’t end the way i expected

[fasterfood]

u see the problem i have with my future is i have to decide things

[hamsalad]

[sherlockbbc]

why is this so unfailingly funny every single time