Calcium Is Having A Good Time

Cal \\ 15+ \\ they/he Got a lot of interests, but only some of them get broadcasted here! Hope you have fun on my blog for at least a few minutes. This also serves as a personal journal where I vent about my life so- ://///

[residentfrogbi]

I know that literally no one gives a shit but here is my playlist (not rlly cuz I actually use Apple Music) but this is a close approximation

Enjoy Genres that should never be mixed being mixed!!

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/03fWs9GJsumuzYFu6BT8Bn?si=pQIsYkJGTuSvySfpT4e0kg

Cal’s Mismatched Ass Playlist

MagecoreBitch · Playlist · 341 songs · 1 likes

[edgedancing-queen]

Mmmmmmm macaromi and chees

[roundtop]

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

[rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world]

[pinkcourt]

Oh no that's real.

'Andy, that's not true:' Texas Republican mocked after admitting he doesn't know what intersex is

Republican Rep. Andy Hopper admitted he doesn't know what being intersex is while trying to cut funding for universities over LGBTQ+ program

That was while trying to cut state funding to the university of Texas over LGBTQ+ programs and degrees too.

[wolfythewitch]

Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[chilewithcarnage]

[chaotic-hypnotic-erotic]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

🥳🔪🕺🔥💃✨️🤗🎉🤩🎊❤️‍🔥🤪🗡😈🎉🤺

[patricidemutual]

how to it feels to find fruit in the fridge thats gone bad you forgot to eat

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[gjdraws]

[sundayafternoonsurvivor]

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Do you understand HOW OFTEN movies/tv shows use one of the common loon calls to create an eerie atmosphere - in a setting where there absolutely should not be loons? Do you understand how jarring it is to hear an out-of-place loon call when you regularly hear them in real life?? This isn't being a huge geek, this is just what it's like when you've lived in common loon habitat.

If you haven't heard them before, listen to this at about the 5 minute mark:

(for some reason I CANNOT FIND a video with just. A simple recording of all 4 different calls)

I get why people want to use them, loon calls are way up there on 'unsettling nature noises' scale, but that ALSO means they're highly distinct and identifiable. I'll never get over Kubo and the Two Strings actively showing herons flying overhead and playing a loon call over it.

[assiraphales]

“tik tok is brainrot I’m glad it’s getting deleted” YOU are ignoring an early warning sign of fascism bc silly dances and asmr annoys u. tik tok ban is a part of a MUCH bigger bill that indicates any foreign app, if deemed a threat, can be banned if the owner does not sell it. aka the government is mad bc they cannot censor & their capitalist puppet masters are mad they aren’t making money from it. and if ur ok w that……hm

[qunari]

I'm also pissed at the boomer-esque behavior of reducing it down to silly dances and asmr. tiktok is literally getting banned bc the algorithm is not in control of the us gov and they lost control of the narrative over palestine. that app has been one of the last, non us-censored platforms for spreading firsthand accounts of current events and finding direct from the source journalism. large amounts of gen z managed to organize, both during the blm protests and for palestine, bc of efforts on that app. countless palestinian families were able to reach out for aid and recieve support bc of that app. we're losing INCREDIBLE community resources with this ban, on top of ot being a frightening limitation on freedom of speech and our access to information. stubbornly calling ot a brainrot app so you can mock another generation for their trends is out of touch even before we get to the fascism of it all.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd

[fridayindulges]

[thetenderpassion]

[celticfox18]

….But he is right…. That’s a cuttlefish….

[damnkittydotcom-deactivated2019]

it’s not a cuttlefish 

[mintelly]

imagine continuing to mansplain squid to a squid scientist after being called out for mainsplaining squid to a squid scientist

[crossedwithblue]

The last guy is doing it right. “Oh I’ve learned something new, thank you Dr Science Communicator! Can you please tell me more/explain this popular misconception?”

[maybeallieart]

An embroidery of the Wikipedia page for embroidery.

[toastbutteregg]

[neenarchive]

sure jesus may have suffered but did he ever have to go to work on his period