brainrot central

| Laura | 25 | Any Pronouns | Demiromantic | username is /j !! |

[jesschrista]

blue

[ankle-beez]

the thing that kinda pisses me off about the new muppet show special is that the muppets is one of the few disney properties that people still like these days, right. and everyone's been DEMANDING new muppets projects for the better part of a decade. and then disney's like "okay. we're making a single 30-minute special to gauge interest in the muppets" BRO WE'VE BEEN ASKING FOR THE MUPPETS TO COME BACK FOR LIKE TEN YEARS NOW

[ankle-beez]

"can we please get something new with the muppets. anything, please god we beg you"

disney execs: we hear you. star wars spin-off show #67

[ankle-beez]

[disney exec voice] idk guys we need to gauge interest on whether or not people want more muppets stuff. do people even like them anymore

[fhgachaforgaza]

The pinecone pig brought you... Tanaka giving Marcoh a bouquet of pink and blue hydrangeas!

[boviboy]

fun times in prehevil

[samairuart]

🥀

[deepseasmetro]

me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

[amphinogiz]

Old men yaoi, they got me in a chokehold

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

[majunju]

sick day

[creepymutelilbugger]

[marcineko-art]

furries are awesome and gay and a lot of people hide their queerphobia behind hatred of animal people hybrids

[cryptotheism]

Stop memorizing my attack patterns. That's fucked up. Who let you do that.

[cryptotheism]

Mother fucker. You know what? I'm entering my second phase. Have fun with the choir arrangement of my theme ass hole.

[rockyhorrorfreakshow]

I present to you the chainshipping version of magnet vocaloid

[vampire-jelly]

Throwback to this comic from early 2024 which seemed to really resonate with a small handful of people on Insta.

[furryprovocateur]

everyone trying to own trump about the "he doesn't know sex isn't determined at conception" thing really fundamentally does not understand what the point of that was, and learned basically nothing from his first term. he is not invested in scienve, biology, or any rational discussion where his provably false beliefs would be subject to scrutiny. he is signaling to everyone in the country that it does not matter what you say, he will never care and he will take every action to enforce these views and embolden his followers with the same rhetoric. you cannot logically talk to a person like this when they are reasoning with emotion, not logic. you cannot dunk the transphobia away. someone post the vonnegut quote.

[transfem-juice]

[saucefunk]

there’s someone inside your apartment

[nikoisme]

Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

[nikoisme]

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here