Danger's My Middle Name

Mary Jane Watson. Not your average 'girl nextdoor'. Parttime actress and fashion model, fulltime troublechild. But that's okay, I've got a masked menace looking out for me.

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[His smirk quickly turns to a sheepish grin as his hand ruffles the back of his hair.]

Yeah, I know. Thing’s’ve just been crazy. I mean, I could go around asking them to stop robbing banks for a night so we can be together if you want?

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~She rolls her eyes at his remark, tracing her fingers up the front of his shirt.~

You know what? Don’t. It just makes me appreciate the time we have together all the more.

~That same smile still lingering on her lips, she leans in for a kiss.~

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[He smiles wide as he watches her fingers run over shirt.]

I like the sound of that.

[He leans in, kissing her, as his hands find her hips. He runs one of his hands up her back.]

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~Her fingers close loosely around his shirt, pulling him back with her. A muffled chuckle escapes her mouth as gravity pulls them down.~

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Well, I would’ve, but Mysterio was pulling his hoodoo and I didn’t really have time. I could’ve just ditched the pants, but I get enough lip as it is without exposing myself to the public.

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No, Pantless Avenger shenanigans are certainly not something to cheer for. Don’t mind me, next you know you’ll be sleeping in your suit. ~Cracks a smile at the idea~

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[He chuckles at her suggestion.]

Nah, the thing always rides up. I’d never get comfortable.

[He pauses, smirking.]

Unless that was a request, Mrs. Parker?

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As much as I love seeing you in that outfit, I’m quite happy having my husband next to me unmasked for once. Nowadays I feel like it’s a bit of a privilege, you know.

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[His smirk quickly turns to a sheepish grin as his hand ruffles the back of his hair.]

Yeah, I know. Thing’s’ve just been crazy. I mean, I could go around asking them to stop robbing banks for a night so we can be together if you want?

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~She rolls her eyes at his remark, tracing her fingers up the front of his shirt.~

You know what? Don't. It just makes me appreciate the time we have together all the more.

~That same smile still lingering on her lips, she leans in for a kiss.~

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Well, I would’ve, but Mysterio was pulling his hoodoo and I didn’t really have time. I could’ve just ditched the pants, but I get enough lip as it is without exposing myself to the public.

[residentredhead-blog]

No, Pantless Avenger shenanigans are certainly not something to cheer for. Don’t mind me, next you know you’ll be sleeping in your suit. ~Cracks a smile at the idea~

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[He chuckles at her suggestion.]

Nah, the thing always rides up. I’d never get comfortable.

[He pauses, smirking.]

Unless that was a request, Mrs. Parker?

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As much as I love seeing you in that outfit, I'm quite happy having my husband next to me unmasked for once. Nowadays I feel like it's a bit of a privilege, you know.

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Good morning, Tiger~

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Morning, beautiful. How’d’ya sleep?

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Pretty good, though next time you go out for a midnight swing, you should probably close the window. Things were getting chilly in here ~snickers~

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Did I forget again? Oops. I was trying to pull my pants and mask on at the same time, must’ve… slipped my mind.

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You should probably do that before you jump out the window…

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Well, I would’ve, but Mysterio was pulling his hoodoo and I didn’t really have time. I could’ve just ditched the pants, but I get enough lip as it is without exposing myself to the public.

[residentredhead-blog]

No, Pantless Avenger shenanigans are certainly not something to cheer for. Don't mind me, next you know you'll be sleeping in your suit. ~Cracks a smile at the idea~

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Good morning, Tiger~

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Morning, beautiful. How’d’ya sleep?

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Pretty good, though next time you go out for a midnight swing, you should probably close the window. Things were getting chilly in here ~snickers~

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Did I forget again? Oops. I was trying to pull my pants and mask on at the same time, must’ve… slipped my mind.

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You should probably do that before you jump out the window...

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Good morning, Tiger~

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Morning, beautiful. How’d’ya sleep?

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Pretty good, though next time you go out for a midnight swing, you should probably close the window. Things were getting chilly in here ~snickers~

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Good morning, Tiger~

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Peter! Help!

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Hey!

[He flicks droplets of water from the tips of his fingers at her.]

At least I… well, I tried.

[He tosses the faucet handle lightly in the air and catches it.]

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~She snickers, aiming the stream of water at him with her hand so he’s equally wet in the face.~

Hah! Yeah. Nice try, though.

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[He tried to block the water with his arm, laughing.]

Okay, you make sure we don’t flood and I’ll go get help from… someone. Let’s hope Tony Stark is handy with a wrench.

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Tony Stark, of all people?

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Hey, have you seen that suit? If he can build that, fixing a sink could take him ten seconds.

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Hmm, you probably have a point.

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I guarantee I know a thing or two more than Petey.

Well, by all means, hop on over before the water reaches our ears ~snickers~

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Peter! Help!

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Hey!

[He flicks droplets of water from the tips of his fingers at her.]

At least I… well, I tried.

[He tosses the faucet handle lightly in the air and catches it.]

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~She snickers, aiming the stream of water at him with her hand so he’s equally wet in the face.~

Hah! Yeah. Nice try, though.

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[He tried to block the water with his arm, laughing.]

Okay, you make sure we don’t flood and I’ll go get help from… someone. Let’s hope Tony Stark is handy with a wrench.

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Tony Stark, of all people?

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Can only imagine. Think you’ll be needin’ a hand then?

That'd be helpful. Are you any good with tools and stuff?

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Peter! Help!

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What?! What is it?

[He runs, looking around hurriedly.]

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The sink’s gone mad! It won’t stop running. I don’t know what I did wrong!

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Oh, great. Just what we need.

[He rushes over, trying to turn off the faucet to no avail. There’s a loud crack and the handle breaks off.]

I think we’re going to need a plumber…

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~She shrieks as she gets hit in the face by an oncoming splash of water, pauses for a moment, then bursts out laughing, her mascara running over her face as she attempts to rub the water away.~

Well, you’re no handyman…

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Hey!

[He flicks droplets of water from the tips of his fingers at her.]

At least I… well, I tried.

[He tosses the faucet handle lightly in the air and catches it.]

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~She snickers, aiming the stream of water at him with her hand so he's equally wet in the face.~

Hah! Yeah. Nice try, though.

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Plumbing going haywire?

Yup. I think Peter broke something off the sink that was supposed to still be attached to it...he's not the handiest of men.

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Can’t complain. Nice to see you again.

Likewise. ~produces a bright smile~ It's been quiet around here...save for the plumbing going haywire.