bee memes.

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    From Fluff to Angst, Funny to Naughty... I will do my best to provide it all.

  If you have any questions, requests or suggestions–           Feel free to contact me!

                  –  Bee  🐝

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🐝   Sentence Starters. • Jenna Marbles quotes •

feel free to make any changes for a better fit.

“Do you ever look at your face and you’re like.. I’m tired of it. I want a different one!” “Don’t expose me like that. I’m gonna try my best.” “It’s for Fun and Me-Time.” “Welcome to Me-Time.” “I don’t think I was supposed to put it all on my face, but here we are.” “What’s that smell?? Oh yeah, it’s Bullshit!” “I want to be a toothbrush for Halloween.” “Why do you laugh?” “Come this way.    ...Syke, we’re going this way.” “You upset everyone!” “You and your long ass face.” “Are you calling me a horse?!” “Hello? Do you care? Care about my things!” “Stop recording me struggling. Record me Winning!” “Life is short but also like terribly and insufferably long at the same time.“ “I think this is the day when he’s finally had it with my shit.”

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 🐝   Sentence Starters. • Suits - Harvey Specter & Mike Ross quotes •

feel free to make any changes for a better fit.

“You’d make a great criminal.” “I failed.... to not be awesome.” “That’s the adult table and you haven’t earned the privilege yet.” “Admit it. You care about me.” “I didn’t smile at you. I was thinking about a funny joke.” “I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I don’t want to.” “Don’t ever call me ‘dude’.” “I’m just trying to ditch the cops.” “I read this novel in elementary school...” “You read a novel... in elementary school?” “Sometimes I like to hang out with people that aren’t that bright. You know, to see how the other half lives.” “Are you telling me if I throw you under the bus, you’ll drag me with you?” “You put your interest above mine, I just putting mine back up next to yours.” “Don’t worry, I’m sure N’Sync will tour again someday.” “I don’t have tux.  ...I’m not Bruce Wayne!” “If that date went so bad... how did you find that out?” “Why didn’t you tell me she was hot? It’s relevant to me.” “Aren’t they a little young for you?” “When are you going to understand that they all want a Daddy?”

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  🐝   Sentence Starters. • Game Grumps - Arin Hanson quotes •

feel free to make any changes for a better fit.

”Plump, sweet and begging for cream.” “At age six, I was born without a face.” “God! It’s so fucking hard to fucking fuck!” “E-Y-E? That’s Ewe...!” “RED PLANT! PURPLE PLANT! BLUE PLANT!” “I think a good piece of therapy would be, uhm.. GAAAAAAAH!” “Everything’s just gone to shit.” “Get bigger hands!” “Bienvenue, Power bottoms!” “What the hell! That was sixty bucks!” “Kleenex, you screwed me!” “NO, [name], FUCKING GOD DAMN IT...! It’s fine. It’s no big deal.” “We’ve got a jingle jangle problem on our hands! Santa’s gone NUTS!” “I’m an XL. People keep giving me Small, because they think I’m a petite little boy/girl/child.” “My dick has fallen off!” “You didn’t even saviour the peelies.” “I’m like a God damn Gigolo ready to burst, and she’s/he’s/they’re saying ‘no, three more minutes, AT LEAST!’” “Because he’s/she’s/they’re a great kisser! ...is what I’ve been told!” “How about a little pink in there, buddy?” “You have got to try this, dude. It sucks.” “Everyday I’ve been waking up more and more eager to jump into traffic.”

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  🐝   Send  ‘Oops!’  for my muse/receiver to accidentally bump into yours/sender and cause yours to spill their coffee/tea.

Add  ⮂  to reverse.

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  🐝   It has been three months since my muse/receiver was abducted... Send  ‘Found’  for their reaction when yours/sender finally find them.

Add  ⮂  for my muse/receiver to find yours/sender.

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  🐝   send ‘Gun Shot’ for my muse/receiver to witness your muse/sender get shot in front of them.

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   🐝   Sentence Starters. • The Mentalist - Patrick Jane quotes •

feel free to make any changes for a better fit.

“You enjoy your work a little too much.” “If you don’t get horny reading ____ , I’m Britney Spears.” “They always want to be the smartest person in the room when in fact that’s me, obviously.” “I wouldn’t seduce you over a meal. That would be very sophomoric.” “Little bit of bitch inside the nice, little bit of nice inside the bitch.” “This is God speaking and you’ve made me very angry, [ name ].” “Sparkling water, no ice, room temperature.” “No business like [ receiver’s muse’s name ] business.” “A little grumpy because daddy didn’t buy you a pony?” “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.” “Crime fighting is hard. Suck it up.” “Can you just put your guns away, please? Cowboys!” "I hate to sound immodest, but I rarely fail.” “Wow. Is that even a sentence?” “What do you mean ‘your legs are asleep’ ? Legs don’t sleep.” “I know.. You don’t know whether to hug me or hit me.” “Oh, I like it when you get all authoritarian on me.” “I need physical contact to read your mind.”

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    🐝   Sentence Starters. • The Mentalist - Grace Van Pelt quotes •

feel free to make any changes for a better fit.

“Don’t embarrass me. ...You know what I mean.” “If you wanna get under my skin, you’re gonna have to up your game.” “What do you mean ‘be friendly’?” “You think ghosts smoke filtered?” “Fine, get shot. See if I care.” “Gee, thanks for your permission.” “I shot and killed my last boyfriend. I’m not ready for a relationship yet.” “It’s like a furniture catalogue threw up in here.” “Are you saying I have a face for Radio?” “I can literally hear you thinking up an excuse.”

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     🐝   Sentence Starters. • The Mentalist - Kimball Cho quotes •

feel free to make any changes for a better fit.

“That’s impressive. The best I can get from one phone call is a pizza.” “You’re gonna die alone.” “Please stop talking.” “What’s so good about it?” “We do need better brand awareness.” “What’s in it for you?” “How stupid do you think I think you are?” “You’re under arrest for the attempted murder of... everybody.” “So you’re ambitious but you haven’t gotten very far.” “We are like the FBI but more conveniently located.” “Thee hours of burning silence and then sarcasm. It’s like we’re married.” “I don’t want to talk about your feelings.” “She’s cute... and out of your league.” “Can you please eat that like a human being and not a sea lion?” “We’re not having this conversation.” “I used to love jumping beans.” “He’s done way worse things before. He even buried a man alive once.” “Yeah, I’m not touching that.” “I lost my appetite.”