Taking the scenic route

An ape-descended life form who still thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea. Mark|28|Mainly fantasy books, movies, and whatever makes me laugh

[unluckymarch]

Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?

[eltonjohndenver]

thats no mere ranger, thats aragorn son of fUCKING arathorn

[verycorrectlotr]

the whole council of elrond scene is better with swearing

“sit the FUCK down legolas”

“gondor needs no fucking king”

“and my fucking axe”

[bisexual-boromir]

put it right at the beginning to just fuck with the audience from the get-go, make them wonder if it’s going to happen again and it just won’t

“you’re fucking late”

[jormundgandr]

“Tell me where the fuck is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him?”

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

“fly, you fucks!”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

“Those were the fucking stories that stuck with you, Mr. Frodo.”

[respiteandnepenthe]

Sam, whilst throwing an apple at Bill Ferny: “Fuck off!”

[incorrectfmadialogue]

maybe the real philosophers stone were the friends we made along the way

Van Hohenheim sent me this

[smbc-comics]

[aangarchy]

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:…

Katara: zuko how do I get-

[readasaur]

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Aang: How did it go?

Katara: Zuko tricked me into letting go and living well.

Zuko: Gets ‘em every time.

[respiteandnepenthe]

I feel like this post is meant to be some sort of hypothetical but that’s the plot of an actual episode.

[thepigeongazette]

live action lion king spoiler alert

Sorry I haven’t been posting guys, got a lot on my plate. Also! Reminder that while TPG will continue to update on Tumblr for the time being, people leaving can find me also on Twitter, Tapastic, Webtoons, Instagram and Facebook! Click the links!

[smbc-comics]

[orriculum]

Eat your gods

[dovahvvitch]

eat out your gods

[thor-theavengergod]

Let the gods eat you out

[defidelis]

Take your gods out to eat

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

eAt TaKe OuT wItH yOuR gOdS

[pdlcomics]

Ready

[respiteandnepenthe]

As long a people are bringing up alternatives to tumblr and since I have yet to see someone mention it, why not reddit? I actually got fed up with tumblr’s bullshit over a year ago and pretty much moved there (which is why I am barely active here anymore). It takes a while to get used to at first but it’s miles better than tumblr or twitter (which is the alternative I see suggested the most).

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[respiteandnepenthe]

lol female presenting nipples. I don’t know why I find that so funny. Like what does that even mean? Is there an awards analogy that I am not understanding here?

[pitcherplant]

Tag yourself I’m ‘sampler of drugs’

[katswenski]

PLEASE ENJOY YOUR MEAL!! My website – My Instagram – See me on Webtoon!

[respiteandnepenthe]

The Cowboy Bebop episode Pierrot le Fou transcends entertainment and enters into the realm of high art.

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever really grasped what postmodernism is until I saw it.

[respiteandnepenthe]

By the way I am not saying it is better than the other episodes, or even that good. The plot isn’t really original or intriguing, it doesn’t further the overall story and It doesn’t move any character in their respective arcs either. Hell, I’d go as far as call it boring and predictable.

Which is why I don’t understand why I can’t stop thinking about it.

[respiteandnepenthe]

The Cowboy Bebop episode Pierrot le Fou transcends entertainment and enters into the realm of high art.

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever really grasped what postmodernism is until I saw it.

[saltwaterisinmyblood-deactivate]

Elephant Rock, Iceland

[heathyr]

This is an old god, sleeping

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

he not asleep he just taking a long sip

[respiteandnepenthe]

“Yeah. Listen, I’m Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third… ” “What?” “There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.”

The restaurant at the end of the universe

I’d forgotten how funny Douglas Adams’  writing is to me.