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Your name is BRO STRIDER and you came back from the dead after your brother beat SBURB. M!A: [ Post!Sburb Bro rp blog - May be triggering[tagged] - No art is mine unless stated otherwise. ]

[deafshipper-blog]

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have you ever had a chocolate covered twinkie

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[phillypies]

Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

[turnheadsgethead]

You keep by your word and walk into Bro’s room and wrap your arms around him. And you press a kiss to the side of his jaw, and then another, and then you grin. You’re not even that horny, just affectionate. You just want positive attention more than anything because you’re the most annoying little brother on the planet and you want him to love you 24/7 all the time and you also want kisses and just. Knowing he’s around is always nice.

"Hey, Bro."

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You hardly have time to do anything before his arms are around you and he's pressing kisses against your jaw. The playlist you had just reblogged maybe, what, half an hour ago, was playing in the background. Yeah, you have a habit of listening to everything you put on your blog over and over until it gets so annoying you can't stand it. You shift so you were holding him around his waist, pressing a few light kisses beside his eye and even by his ear.

"Sup, Dave."

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[ when uyou have so many blogs open and you finally do the thing where you reblog on the wrong one ]

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water and jolly rancher flavoring is wonderful

[relatable-memes]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

blogging on a computer

mobile blogging

[90es]

When summer sizzles all around you, you need alternative, mostly upbeat songs for the melted popsicles on your fingertips, for the backseat leather clinging to your skin and their lips clinging to yours like oxygen is irrelevant this season [ l i s t e n ]

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zzz //fucking do it, elbow him in the face i dare you//

[ just for you im making this a starter because i need to know how thisll go ]

You weren't used to falling asleep with people and hell, even when you do sleep with people, you end up on the floor or curled up around them.

That just so happened to NOT be the case.

Where you normally get up and stretch out like a cat might've, you find that there's something by you. Not surprising, you're used to waking up with pillows and stuff beside you. Sadly, you didn't know that this was not the case thing time. With a wide yawn, you found yourself turning onto your side, elbow digging into something that was NOT a pillow.

You jerked away[not to mention awake] and almost found yourself off the bed and on the carpeted floor.

"What the fuck?!"

[overblush]

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

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[text] i just found glass in my funny face pancakes theres nothing funny about that

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princelyhearts said: ((i choked on my ritz cracker))

[ aHAHAHAHH ]

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[text] well listen chief never again do i want the scenario of going to the er totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility

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[text] my coke dealer is running a black friday special