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[retailboymoder]

pho place called Pho Q where they hate all of their customers

[retailboymoder]

google loves coming up with these bullshit ass number "rules"

[retailboymoder]

yup my nervous system is working. very nervous right now!

[retailboymoder]

i don't wanna do that to eileen, especially without her consent

[charlottan]

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

[retailboymoder]

at the function just pounding danimals

[retailboymoder]

auto manufacturers should make tubes that pump the exhaust back into the cabin so that you can suffocate and die

[retailboymoder]

i got rogd from watching the annoying orange

[retailboymoder]

hey bro lets stay up all night and pee eachothers dicks off

[retailboymoder]

how mentally ill do u gotta be to decide you're gonna leave a bunch of metaphors around someones house because ur breaking up

[retailboymoder]

using grindr in the U.P. i almost just got taxidermied by trade

[retailboymoder]

broooo fuckkkk i just got a mosquito bite ughhh

quick bro you gotta pee on it it's the only way

[retailboymoder]

conspiracy theory: smartphone companies make them out of very smooth and slippery glass in the hopes that you'll drop and shatter it before you buy a case. thats why they dont let us repair them ourselves

[retailboymoder]

dear boymoders: sometimes people will misgender you because they think you're a pre-t transmasc

[retailboymoder]

i love you gay little twink driving the awoo scion ❤️ i hope to see you again someday

[retailboymoder]

are audiophiles just like really into aural sex

[retailboymoder]

they call me a bushcamper the way i [我的律師建議我不要繼續這個玩笑，因為他一再被指控有同性戀]