Nice to Meat You

Ex vegan working through some shit

[rethinkingvegan]

Eating meat doesn’t make you a bad person. If I eat meat I am not a bad person. I can believe that killing animals is wrong and I can also eat meat because living 100% in moral alignment is exhausting and no way to live. We’re human beings and sometimes the sandwich comes with bacon built in. Sometimes we ask for no bacon, other times our bodies say otherwise. It’s ok. You’re allowed to be imperfect. You’re allowed to choose different morals to live by. You’re allowed to defy your own morals. Nothing bad will happen.

[rethinkingvegan]

My fear of cupcakes is normal and not at all a problem. Everyone panics at the thought of eating a cupcake right

[rethinkingvegan]

My fear of milk and milk products is an ethical choice and not at all a manifestation of my moral purity complex.

[rethinkingvegan]

[rethinkingvegan]

Ever be looking at the menu wondering why you can’t just eat without compromising your morals? And then wonder why 100% moral purity matters to you so much? And then you remember that you grew up in circumstances where it felt like the smallest transgression would show everyone the true wickedness that lives inside you and then they’d all know that you suck so you’ve packed away every little shred of yourself that ever wanted to do something even a little bit outside of what is understood as Good™️ and you’ve packed it away so tight that if you ever catch a glimpse of it it feels like an existential threat to the persona of unambiguous goodness that you’ve built for yourself?

[rethinkingvegan]

I see you faux fur coats. You're not fooling me just by switching the o to an au.

[rethinkingvegan]

I've been becoming a really big fan of stuffed animals recently. I love having constant, cute reminders of why I live the vegan lifestyle that I do. I've especially been liking those ones that are like cute, life size deer heads mounted on large plaques to go on your wall. They make them so life like it's remarkable. I love them, it's like they're poking their heads in from outside to say "thanks for saving us!" So anyway I've gotten them for every room.

[rethinkingvegan]

I had a conversation about the afterlife with a salad the other day.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

$1.69

That’s the cost of my vegan lunch

But apparently that’s too expensive for people addicted to cheese & meat

[dungeonman84]

Umm UMMMMM

This appears to be leaves from a backyard…and you paid for that, and then littered.

Fucking vegans

[cheaphalloweencostume]

dont mock me

[dungeonman84]

I’m beyond mockery and instead am using full blown loathing…. Fucking litterer

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is all I can afford I don’t own a garbage can

[rethinkingvegan]

This is a perfect example of a practical vegan lifestyle. Found leaves and water. Although i do want to point out that drinking water takes away a fish’s home. Next time try homemade almond milk, there are some great recipes online. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via joshrbravo)

[rethinkingvegan]

Fast food kills brain cells. #GoVegan

[rethinkingvegan]

Day twelve of eating only vegans and I have to say my poop schedule has been so much more regular. Although that may be that I'm drinking so much more water because dang, vegans are salty.

[memewhore]

[rethinkingvegan]

Every time i eat a salad i cry to myself and i can almost hear the little, high pitched screams of each individual leaf. When you eat gravel you save lettuce, but at what cost? So I have made the decision for myself, after many months of consideration that the lives of lettuce are less important than the lives of animals, but let me tell you, it was a long year of eating dirt before i made that choice. 

[rethinkingvegan]

Deep down, everyone is a little bit of a tomato. 

[rethinkingvegan]

I swear to freaking heck of if I hear one more person using the phrases “the bees knees” “the cats meow” or “holy cow” I will personally make sure through my abilities in astral projection that your dreams are haunted by the animals you exploit in your language choices.

[rethinkingvegan]

This is your reminder that eating meat condemns your soul to a lifetime of pain and then eternity of answering to the cows who you thoughtlessly took a bite out of. Like what the fuck people...you can't just walk into someone's cow pasture and take a hunk out of a heifer with your teeth.

[rethinkingvegan]

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I really don't give a shit. If you throw a non vegan baby shower, you are literally going to catch fire before you even hit the pits of hell. Honestly showing your guests with blenderized babies is deplorable. You can get the same effect with strawberry jam. #crueltyfree