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PREFERRED PRONOUNS: YOUR MAJESTY genderfluid--asexual spectrum?--21--polyamorous--QUEER

[sacred-portal]

[roaldamundsen]

baking with my mama

[spookacola]

Baking with my mama 🍞🥖🥐

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[anarch0possum]

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

[youngalientype]

I'm out picking my own raspberries and...

[youngalientype]

Everyone please look at this I am fucking crying alone in a field of raspberries

[secondbeatsongs]

I might need to reconsider my gardening plans for this year

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

This variety produces extremely large, firm, bright red fruit...

*calls my local nursery asap*

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[retired-gremlyn]

IF I HAVE ANY MUTUALS STILL OUT THERE THAT FIND MY HAUNTING PHASES OF REBLOGS OF FUNNIES, I AM OFFICIALLY RETIRING THIS 7+ MAIN ACCOUNT. I'LL BE USING @gremlyn-brainrot AS MY MAIN REBLOG DUMPSTER. THERE WILL BE LITTLE TO NO ACTIVITY ON THIS ACCOUNT. LOVE YOU <3

@samshibe just cuz idk anyone else active on this hellsite honestly idk if u are love u tho bbbbbbb

[there-is-a-life-in-boston]

That Tom Hardy quote that’s like I’m in Hollywood of course I’ve had gay sex but it’s Logan like I’m an x man of course I’ve had gay sex

[liberalsarecool]

Curriculum is about preparing minds to think and reason, it's not about parental control and subordination. Banning books is small-minded.

[angelofpestilence]

gaslighting myself into thinking i’m doing fine

[andhumanslovedstories]

For reasons that are very innocent, my 60 year old dad made a Twitter account with "daddy" in the handle and I truly don't know how to handle this. I ventured to mom that perhaps the name was...funny and she gave me Such a Look, and said, "don't tell him" and I was like, "YEAH FUCKING OBVIOUSLY MOM I AM NOT GOING TO TELL MY DAD ABOUT DADDY CULTURE," and she was like, "yeah me neither," and I said, "look if someone's going to it has to be you, you're married to him," and then I paused and thought, "are we the perverts? perverts who have forgotten the true meaning of daddy?" and she sighed and said, "the problem is that ever since he grew the beard he really is a hot daddy" and now I can't talk to either of my parents ever again because mom told me too much about his apparently amazingly strong biceps

[andhumanslovedstories]

YEAH MUH BOY THAT IS THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO

[birdschoolalum]

I worked with a doctor who was the “father of emergency medicine” in my town so his twitter handle was

EMO_daddy

[andhumanslovedstories]

OH NO

[0912408179182]

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

[snoopy-dyke]

love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead

[beggars-opera]

Aren’t you glad covid didn’t happen in 2005 like all the scene kids would be calling the new variant the omnomnomicron with a cartoon dinosaur or something

[s0ph1sticated]

I made you a vaccine but I eated it

[beggars-opera]

@six-of-ravens

[yeswevegotavideo]

that one definitely deserves elevation from the tags

[bigskycastle]

hatsune miku eating a burger

[jaubaius]

[alter-koker]

….. what does this person expect

[h0]

[poet-by-heart]

As someone who studies history I often wondered how ordinary people thought about living through such huge historical events. Now I know they were sick and tired of that shit.

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love