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Landlords Unite Rammstein and memes and Rammstein memes I have an unhealthy obsession with Paul Landers and I don’t think it’s curable.

[retro-leigh]

Um...hello???

[courage-the-cowardly-rat]

“Master Ahegeo, I’m pulling your strings;

So much hentai, they beatin they meat.

Deafened by weebs, you can’t hear a thing;

Over the sounds of their poor Japanese.

Master, Master!”

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Send Me Your Assumptions About Me And I’ll Respond With “Correct,” “Nope” or “Kinda”

[i-am-a-fish]

polite gamers, rise

[ruby16wallpaper]

This has got to be the best photo of Paul I’ve ever seen

[retro-leigh]

Absolutely the best photo of Paul out there

[ofmemesandbands]

Is your child texting about Rammstein?

omfg = our men from Germany

wtf = where’s the flamethrowers

af = achtung, feuer!

brb = boy, Richard’s beautiful

ppl = perfect Paul Landers

lol = love Olli lots

smd = Schneider, my darling

dtf = darn terrific Flake

btw = behold Till’s wonderfulness

idc = incredible dick cannon

bde = Bück Dich energy

smh = six magnificent husbands

[firefrau]

Rofl= Richard oh f****** lord

JK= Jesus, Kruspe!

Asap= As small as Paul

Tmi= Till my idol

Alternative BTW= Big Till Würst

[firefrau]

I forgot!

Mmd= Moustache Me Doom

[retro-leigh]

I’ve gotta say Bück Dich energy takes the cake for me

[retro-leigh]

18, 33-36 for the unusual asks!

18: Favorite T.V. show?

I’m not sure, I don’t watch a whole lot of cable so I’m not sure about like actual T.V. shows. I really like the earlier seasons of The Big Bang Theory and the earlier seasons of That 70s Show.

33: Favorite actor?

Brad Pitt (I have a thing for him lol).

34: Favorite actress?

Uma Therman (she’s pretty hot too lol).

35. Who is your celebrity crush?

Brad Pitt lol

36: Favorite movie?

Fight Club (starring Brad Pitt lol)

Thank you for asking!

[retro-leigh]

If you receive this you make someone happy. Go on anonymous and send this to ten of your followers who make you happy or some you think need cheering up. If you get some back, even better! and have a fucking lovely day ♥

Thank you love!!! You have a fucking lovely day as well, nonnie 💖

[luxet]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[coldbrewqueer]

Ask me stuff!

[ruby16wallpaper]

“Who Are They” interview but there’s no talking and it’s awkward

[retro-leigh]

*lip smacking intensifies*

[gaypeopletwitter]

[sleepallsummer]

archeologists: are you wearing the- 500-year-old skeleton found in the london river: the chanel boots? yeah i am

[valtsv]

*magical girl transformation but i turn into this*

[gendersecretsuggestions-blog]

Reblog if your blog is safe for people of all genders and sexualities

[i-am-a-fish]

Abortion has nothing to do with cis men, it’s a choice that belongs to the person holding the egg, and that’s it. Nobody should be allowed to keep a someone from getting an abortion, much less make laws against abortion. It’s not only cruel to the parent, but it’s cruel to the child.

[fjordfjucks]

current lunch time experience

aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat

[steelplatedhearts]

[stargirlweeknd]

when i die i want to donate my brain to science so they can finally figure out why i’m so stupid

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect