#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage
#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard
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#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage
#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard
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I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.
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I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the neighborhood parents won’t let their children at my house. “Dad, why won’t Jimmy’s mom let him come over to play?” Well son, its probably because this house is composed of about 30% pool noodle and 100% shame. Last week I fashioned one pool noodle into an oven mitt, a pillow case, and a fleshlight so I could fuck the same pool noodles that have fucked my life so very royally.
the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh
We were always on the same page but our love was only meant to be a short story.
theformerlatter (via wnq-writers)
I guess we are both angels in each other’s stories and demons in our own context.
Afreen Razvi, Letters To My Bestie (via wnq-writers)
One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.
Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not for Sale (via wordsnquotes)
listen the minute u think “hes different!!” abt a man he’s already scammed u
(via RiggsBarstool)
What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?
you die in real life.
#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse
steve trevor: THIS IS NO MAN’S LAND, NO MAN CAN CROSS IT
diana:
It’s not easy being John.
BUT BATMAN HANGS IT UP asdjklfgh
Call me Bruce, champ.
The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris Mckay