Retro

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Welcome to my blog

Here you’ll find some of the following:

* yumeshipping posts (nonsharing, Im mentally ill)

* The Butcher and The Medic

* art progression (new digital artist)

* my obsessions with fictional universes

* fanfiction

* bullshit

* more bullshit

* science bullshit

DNI and general info below the cut

My DNI:

Im fine with minors interacting with any post NOT marked MDNI at the top. If you see MDNI and you’re a kid, just keep scrolling and ignore me.

My ask box is open to all, i don’t mind asks lol

Completely go away if you’re a lolicon, shotacon, proshipper, or darkshipper. Please genuinely seek medical and mental health help.

This blog is LGBTQ+ run and friendly, but I’ve heard some shit about radqueer, no thank you. Go away if you’re pro radqueer.

General:

I’ve been on the internet for a long time. I don’t give a shit about harassment or hate, so don’t even try.

i live how I want to, I draw how I want to, I write dark topics and indulge in dark media. This is a WARNING that some of my posts may contain topics not meant for children/sensitive people (in a nice way, like i write sometimes about trauma and PTSD and that might trigger someone). I will do my best to properly trigger warning my posts when necessary.

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Ryland wasn’t a good medic by any means, but he was a scientist who had to switch careers, so he made do. He briefly considered going into teaching, but he abandoned that idea the day Simon came home looking like that.

The man was bruised, bleeding, and in desperate need of patching up, and worst of all, he wouldn’t tell Ryland where the hell he had been or who the hell had beaten him up so severely.

Simon had always liked roughing it, from his stint in the military, to his scraps with kids at Ryland’s old college. But this, this was new. This was a special kind of damage, one that seemed less deadly and more recreational.

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Back alley boxer Simon x concerned friend turned personal doctor Ryland Grace. This AU is my baby now and I’m gonna nurture this damn baby until it’s grown wildly out of human proportion

Just in time for AUgust :D

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Im calling the AU “The Butcher and The Medic” because it’s simple, kinda overused, and it’s easy for me to remember and hashtag.

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my sillies

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Simon is the 75 cents because COI viewed him as less than a life, Ryland is the 2 dollars because his life was worth the world’s

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Back alley boxer Simon x concerned friend turned personal doctor Ryland Grace. This AU is my baby now and I’m gonna nurture this damn baby until it’s grown wildly out of human proportion

Just in time for AUgust :D

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I think everyone on the internet needs to go outside please.

Reading PHM discourse and people are championing in the comments saying that Grace is “heavily implied” to be aroace.

Let me preface this by saying that I am queer myself and have absolutely nothing wrong with those who headcanon queer characters or are aroace themselves.

I feel, though, that arguing and fighting people over a ship because you have a headcanon is unnecessary. Yes I’ve seen the hc that Grace is aroace. But it’s not “heavily implied” in the book/movie. It’s not even mentioned. It’s barely suggested. Stratt mentions that Grace doesn’t have anyone close to him, not even a dog.

I can’t fathom how that is immediately taken as fact and proof that he’s aroace. He’s lonely. He’s supposed to be kind of a loser that’s a loner and ostracized from his peers in the science community which is why it’s such a surprise when he’s tasked with PHM.

I’m all for headcanoning non-queer characters as queer, but I think there needs to be an understanding of the source material if you’re going to die on that hill.

It is never, never heavily suggested or implied that Ryland Grace is aroace/acespec. It’s suggested that he’s a loner and doesn’t have many friends or peers. There’s literally conversation between Grace and Rocky about how he used to have a “mate”, but she left him for someone else.

Make your headcanons, do whatever you want, but you have to respect the source material. Learn the rules before you break them.

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The very first installment in “What Rhymes With Home”, an object head comic I’ll be devoting some time to. I hope you come to love these characters as much as I do! Orange is the orange juice, and Hiraeth is the lantern.

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I got in

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Which actors specifically from TDWP 2 "actually fucking suck" ?

That post was specifically written after watching the initial car scene with Irv and Irv’s son. I didn’t like how Irv’s son acted in that scene, it seemed stiff and unnatural

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Probably going to turn this blog temporarily into my descent into madness, because I have become obsessed with going back to knitting but I have to wait for a paycheck to hit.

Let the “keep the fixation alive” commence!

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It’s not just me, some of these actors actually fucking suck

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I’ve been awakened to the idea that I can ship Miranda and Andy. I love these movies chat

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It’s not just me, some of these actors actually fucking suck

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Might just be me, but some of the actors in The Devil Wears Prada 2 actually suck

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Ai bots that do your thinking for you are making you stupid by the way. That’s why they’re free. The companies are purposefully making you stupid and dependent on them until they see the numbers go high enough and then they will no longer be free. You will be chained to eternal subscriptions to ai bots like chatGPT, Gemini, and every single other ai bot.

They are free until you can no longer think without them.

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I enjoy a good YouTube bath session, especially during this heat wave. Featuring my beloved Bernadette Banner

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The hamster way.

Redraw. Dunno if I like this one better, but needed it cleaned/abridged for printing. It would be criminal not to include fan favorite, Unhinged Hamster Woman.

I'm selling a physical compilation of Mouseworld comics at Anthrocon 2026! If you can't make it, digital PDFs are now available!

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Third and final attack I’ve done so far, yet AGAIN for my fiancé @thecircusfromhell (his username on AF is L0stTheCl0wn)

My username on AF is ObscureChaos

This attack is kinda shitty, it’s referenced from that one pretty popular paper doll template