blessed are the poor

twenty-one | they

[kepler296]

hello

[monzterzack]

[toarmani]

jumbo: wtf you blew up my fortress to imprison the commander

rav: that is so sad gigdet play my flyin music

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa!

[isetmyfriendsonfire-deactivated]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sangredesirena78463748-deactiva]

pro-life memes are so fucking funny

[dizzyst4rs]

doodles for some pals!

[retrocherrycoke-blog]

follow Gabe they have such cute art

[estradiol]

Mom, Dad … I’m straight … but I’m only sexually attracted to my girlfriend after getting to know her… god I’m so glad I got that off my chest please don’t kick me out

[tonyblairwitchproject-deactivat]

that’s called demiheterosexual

[estradiol]

u say that like it’s a real thing

[tonyblairwitchproject-deactivat]

since when is it not a real thing

[gaypitbull]

since always bitch

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[shock]

This blog is a   safe space for all Mother fuckers and Stupidheads. Goodnight

[nheyguys-deactivated20181204]

they just

gave me their phone number

[invalidate]

i know you mean well but don’t call kpop fans kpoppies, that’s offensive! it’s kinda like a slur to us!

i’m fucking. i’m on my fucking knees i genuinely do not know if this is a joke or not i hate this so much

[communistmanifestoe-deactivated]

The scene in Night at the Museum where Jedediah and Octavius are letting the air out of the tire and they’re screaming and it’s really intense and then it clips to a view of the truck and it’s silent and it does that 3-4 times and each time some of their men fly away is the greatest scene in cinematic history and nobody can argue me on that.

[bengalithor-deactivated20190130]

I live in a body

Allegedly

[mobspawnerz]

valjean: this woman just died and I have promised her that I would take care of her daughter pls let me leave

javert: omg that’s so sad :(( alexa play the confrontation

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

[ginger-ale-official]

hohoho! comparing these other drinks to ginger ale is like sticking you hand in a blender! because in both situations… heh you’ll know soon enough

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

hi “ginger-ale-official”.

thanks for your comment on my post.

except, no thanks.

your heart will stop beating at 9:10 PM EST on 2018/04/30

make the best of your remaining time!

Venus :)

[ginger-ale-official]

I got rid of my heart twenty five years ago to make room! (for ginger ale) do not fear though friend! Your reckoning will soon be upon you!

[shucktsubo]

I am witnessing a conversation between two gods.

[roseskiies]

Hello this is the dumb bitch pride flag i just made it! The red stands for wrath, the blue for sadness, and the black is for the inescapable void of never knowing anything uwu

[dilfgomezaddams]

I’m a simple lesbian, I see a bi girl and I just *heart clenches* love her

[daethsticks]

I’m a simple bi girl, I see a lesbian and I just *heart clenches* love her