Made it to middle aged

He/Him ~ 18+

[garaks-padded-bra]

Today round ass puppy revealed to me, exhausted, at the end of my rope, that her training wasn't working not because she didn't understand, she did, she did, but instead because treats, chicken, turkey and pork apparently weren't enough motivation. She began obeying every word with startling accuracy as soon as she was offered something else. Doing backflips and stunts with pyrotechnics as prompted for the promise of a pea. A pea. She's a dog. A pea. A pea. A pea. I have to carry peas around now. On my person. Personal peas. 🫛 peas

[garaks-padded-bra]

Footage from pea withdrawal related timper tamprum

[retrofiasco]

I made a Easter bunny peep amigurumi toy for my friend's baby. I am officially a grandad

[acapelladitty]

just had a daft encounter with my parents where my dad wanted me to change the pin code on his phone but he absolutely refused to tell me what the pin code was so i could do so. when I asked my mum about it she said that he was an immature prick and in a moment of pure clarity I knew that the pin code was 6969 and I sat there dragging the whole experience out because I could see he was getting flustered and pissed off lmao. go on big man, say it out loud, try explaining that one to your eldest daughter 🤣🤣

[miruocha]

im doing coursework but remember that time they broke up 

[employee645-gay]

the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you.

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[dogboymutual]

oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[retrofiasco]

I needed a hobby that involved less screens so I cross stitch now I guess

[thememedaddy]

[queermaddscientist]

This meme is so old but it is still fucking PEAK COMEDY there is nothing funnier than call a Bondulance

[coldlikedeath]

I forgot about this until I didn’t and now I’m falling over laughing heeeeeeeelllllpppppp

“Pleased to… what?” gets me.

Someone get Daniel Craig to say it. Dear god.

[retrofiasco]

I got told that taking T does not do great things for hair growth but I got it cut like a week ago and it's nearly doubled in length. What is this witchcraft?

[yoursicklilbaby]

Remember I told you about the song I’ve written about Mother? Well, it’s done, it’s gonna be released on January 9th and here’s the teaser. Please support me, beautiful fandom people, as I’m still pretty overwhelmed and scared a great deal.

love y’all witches 💜

TikTok

[yoursicklilbaby]

In case you’ve missed this baby!

[thememedaddy]

[the-artificem]

carmilla content in 2024?? More likely than you think

[retrofiasco]

Finally watching Yellowjackets

Been seeing it all over my dash so I put it on and holy fuck am I absorbed

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading