RetroLemon

A cryptid that crawled out of the sea

[mintchocolatehip]

reblog to wirelessly transfer all of your dysphoria to jk rowling

[oneheadtoanother]

[enjoylentgreen]

[forgleto-o]

If I had a tail it would constantly be sore from wagging it so hard while thinking about cute boys

[catboycrack]

Pros of sucking the strap:

You don't gotta worry about your teeth

You can keep going as long as you want

You can pick your favorite shape and size until it hits the back of your throat and turns your brain off perfectly

You'll look like such a good puppy slobbering on their strap for fun and drooling all over yourself like a slut, lubing it up for more fun

If it's a squirting one then they can cum as much as they want straight down your slutty throat until you're completely cumdrunk

Cons:

Literally none

[screamingsquamousthings]

need to see him whimpering like an injured animal, can he pleeease pleaaase lose a concerning amount of blood until he’s barely lucid. can i nurse him back to health like a baby bird pleeeeaaaaaseeeee

[relelvance]

Someone should invent a word for when you’re jumping and popping

[vympr]

pumping

[relelvance]

Not quite but I would never correct a woman

[vympr]

im a white boy

[relelvance]

*collars you* You’re my pet now 

[dead-dove-ble]

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.

[hemipenal-system]

“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong

[thememedaddy]

[isuggestlandback]

[willgrahamscock]

what I think will happen if I message my mutuals

[moldbreakfast]

the image was making me really sad so i drew the little guy being taken care of

[r4bbitmorgue]

To be loved is to be changed

[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[catchymemes]

[pghumfort]

dead dove do not eat in practice

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

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[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[moralintern]

Men really are brain damaged they'll be like women have the PRIVILEGE of not being the sex that rapes people all the time :(. Everybody is scared of me or looks at me like a creep :( it's so hard women are so lucky to just be the rape victim class of people : *((. And expect us to feel bad for them

[coelii]

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

[kinkykinard]

[pisshandkerchief]

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

[theparadigmshifts]

evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

[theparadigmshifts]

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???