my existence is a momentary lapse in reason

maki, age 2X, nb // got the dna of gothic lemons // art @ https://heron0000.tumblr.com

[regularhill]

[dogpuppy]

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[greseadraws]

Coco noo

[stunningpicture]

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

[mutantkitten]

ascend

[stoleyourcarbon]

bye bye lil sebastian

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[pistol-kitten]

evidence of gnomes on mars

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[dear-diary-xoxo]

We hired the WORST necromancer ever. I want a refund

[torstherapy]

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[whasource]

i-it's a little embarrassing to do it this way, but i think... this might be who i am.

TONGARI BOUSHI NO ATELIER (2026) episode 12 ✴ the shadow of romonon created by shirahama kamome

[queen-deltarune-offical]

Dear mother,

I yearn for the TV

This Is Blasphemy How Could You Say That Give Me A Minute

You See I'm Coming Straight For Your House (Coming Straight For Your House (Coming)) I'm The One (Coming) The Queen Of (??? Uhhh Yeah That's My Name Lmfao) I'm Groovy And Never Glooby (The Groove Never Ends With A Mixtape This Fire) You Can't Get That From A CRT (His Music Taste Is Boooooring) The Sensation Of Your Impending Doom The Laptop Who'll Make You Scream Say It With Me Folks:

Q5U4EX7YY2E9N's PC Time

[tvtimewithtenna]

The sensation of your IMPENDING DOOM??

And my music taste is...

BORING!?

(But... but my music taste is NOT boring!!)

Well!! All of THAT sure sounds GLOOBY, doesn't it, folks??

Why suffer through IMPENDING DOOM during Queen's PC Time...

...when you can have OODLES OF FUN during MY TV TIME??

MIKE!! THE QUIZ, PLEASE!!

Let's ask the VIEWERS what they think!!

What is your favorite time of the day?

PC TIME

TV TIME

Remaining time: 2 days 10 hours

[queen-deltarune-offical]

So... It Has Finally Come To This... I Warn You I Will Not Hold Back My True Power... Prepare To Be: Eviscerated

Oh Btw Would You Like To Go Shoot Some Hoops Together Later It's Been Like Ages

[queen-deltarune-offical]

By Talos This Can't Be Happening

[telestoapologist]

[telestoapologist]

*donald trump voice* we have concepts of an ass